Offensive Joke thread.

Why don't Mexicans barbecue?


The beans keep falling through the grill.
 
I said Richard Gere, not @Handicappers
I told my son's first wife that long fingernails and fear of the cold at birth runs in our family. I don't know how that fits in here but I love sharing the story. I probably shouldn't have used that as my part of the wedding toast though.
 
This might not be offensive enough for this thread but it's still fucking funny.

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Why did Malcolm X always have headaches?

Because he refused to pick the cotton from the top of the aspirin bottle.
 
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