tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
If she gives you a bj, is it technically anal?

cut out the middleman for ATM, for sure.
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as long as it is inside a hole, idc what you call it. :dance:
 
I kept reading that Diamond Crystal salt is better than Morton Kosher. It's total shit. It's super fine and gross, like sand. And I got a big box of it. Ugh.
 
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"My daughter's" visual aid for her class project.

Think they'll know she didn't do jack-diddly-shit? :L

Burned the fuck out of the top of my index finger with hot glue, cuz I was hot drunk af. :happy:
 
stick that in yer criqut and smoke it:biggrin:
 
beardown07 said:
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"My daughter's" visual aid for her class project.

Think they'll know she didn't do jack-diddly-shit? :facepalm:

Burned the fuck out of the top of my index finger with hot glue, cuz I was hot drunk af. :happy:
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She's in 3rd grade?


Dumb ass. You should have at least glued some animals into the water and made a crooked tree or two. Though, your frogs are a comparable size to your jungle cats, so that's frightening :suds:
 
moxie said:
She's in 3rd grade?


Dumb ass. You should have at least glued some animals into the water and made a crooked tree or two. Though, your frogs are a comparable size to your jungle cats, so that's frightening :beer2:
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It's called perspective, you monster!? The frogs are close, and the jaguar is clear the fuck up on a waterfall cliff, silleh.
 
beardown07 said:
stick that in yer criqut and smoke it:biggrin:
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Gurl, plz. I will fucking smoke you in dioramas.

California Missions? Crushed.
Cityscapes? Smashed.
Nature scenes? Obliterated.

I should punch you in the nuts just for thinking it.

Also, I'm resourceful AF. I used to build the shits out of whatever I could get my hands on, laying around the house. Not going to Joanne's Fabrics and buying all the easy pieces and just putting them together, like a simp.

Pfft.
 
beardown07 said:
It's called perspective, you monster!? The frogs are close, and the jaguar is clear the fuck up on a waterfall cliff, silleh.
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Well, you better have her bring a twelver of white claws to share with the class if you want those kinnygardners to have the same "perspective".
 
moxie said:
Gurl, plz. I will fucking smoke you in dioramas.

California Missions? Crushed.
Cityscapes? Smashed.
Nature scenes? Obliterated.

I should punch you in the nuts just for thinking it.

Also, I'm resourceful AF. I used to build the shits out of whatever I could get my hands on, laying around the house. Not going to Joanne's Fabrics and buying all the easy pieces and just putting them together, like a simp.

Pfft.
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LOFL. First zoology, now this!?
 
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