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This is all about douche's mother in law giving him underwear with the special dick pouch in it, isn't it?

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This is all about douche's mother in law giving him underwear with the special dick pouch in it, isn't it?
When I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.What was the worst gift you ever received?
I mean it's the thought that counts, right? Still WTH were they thinking?
This is all about douche's mother in law giving him underwear with the special dick pouch in it, isn't it?
On my 10th birthday, my dad that I never met, sent me a birthday card with a 5 dollar bill in it. My mom thought I sent it to myself. LulzWhen I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.
I got to play in the dirt by myself and watch whatever I wanted on tv by myself.
I had a bologna sandwich and 3 month old Easter candy for dinner.
Sad af.
My mom was living a mere 6 blocks away...probably getting fucked up and fucking her boyfriend who just so happened to be one of my big brothers' best buddies.On my 10th birthday, my dad that I never met, sent me a birthday card with a 5 dollar bill in it. My mom thought I sent it to myself. Lulz
No sheep on the farm?For my 5th birthday, I got a baby brother.
I specifically ordered a sister.
No laddersNo sheep on the farm?
Before that you didn't even know what cocaine was, Handi.
We did.The jersey came with an 8 ball, but I think my mom took that.
For my 10th and 15th year anniversaries with my company, I was awarded a "special gift" of a pair of drinking glasses with the company's abbreviated name cheaply printed on them. My 20th is this year... Can't wait!
[Yeah, the company's CFO is very tight-fisted - for better and for worse.]
You had a dad?When I turned 10, I got to spend my birthday and night by myself while my dad was at work and then the bar.
I got to play in the dirt by myself and watch whatever I wanted on tv by myself.
I had a bologna sandwich and 3 month old Easter candy for dinner.
Sad af.
I'm glad mine wasn't around to ruin me.You had a dad?
So lucky...
I would give him the glasses for Christmas.For my 10th and 15th year anniversaries with my company, I was awarded a "special gift" of a pair of drinking glasses with the company's abbreviated name cheaply printed on them. My 20th is this year... Can't wait!
[Yeah, the company's CFO is very tight-fisted - for better and for worse.]
I guess you could call it that.You had a dad?
So lucky...
You don't want none of this.I guess you could call it that.
Scar war?
Yes, but it's the gift that keeps on giving.I got the clap once. Terrible gift.
I don't want to know what the priest did to you, no.You don't want none of this.