Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life?

[DJ Fieri]

@TOP GUN?

 

[moxie]

5%er

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I was neither born or ever became an asshole. I'm polite AF and a friend to all.

 

[gobigred]

I was neither born or ever became an asshole. I'm polite AF and a friend to all.

 

[occupant]

I keep it in check.

It’s like an “Easter Egg”. A person has to fulfill a rather lengthy flow chart of actions to find it, only to find out it isn’t something they wanted.

“Everybody wants to see the monster, until they see the monster.”

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I took several classes and graduated with honors.

 

[Camfantasy]

You haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

 

[Fish]

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so clever...

 

[Hu War Yu]

Just because it comes naturally to me, doesn't mean I don't constantly work on it

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Just because it comes naturally to me, doesn't mean I don't constantly work on it

For the longest time I thought you were @Handicappers puppet. Turns out he had his hand up your ass for an entirely different reason

 

[Hu War Yu]

For the longest time I thought you were @Handicappers puppet. Turns out he had his hand up your ass for an entirely different reason

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[Wild Turkey]

I try incredibly hard to be an asshole but I can’t pull it off.

 

[Kburjr]

I try incredibly hard to be an asshole but I can’t pull it off.

...until you get into the bourbon.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I try incredibly hard to be an asshole but I can’t pull it off.

I have never seen such bullshit before.

 

[CorpRebel]

So, 95% of you are assholes and 5% of you are liars?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

It's completely effortless.

 

[ojb81]

Whatchoo lookin' at...bech?

 

[moxie]

Whatchoo lookin' at...bech?

You wanna get tuned up? Because that's how you get tuned up.