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I did 5 miles once, don't think I could anymore

I mean I "could" but it would be more of fast walk per minute speed
I like to set little goals for myself and try to break them.

Winter of 19/20, it was run a mile under 7 minutes. I got it in 6:54.

Last summer it was swim 40 yards completely underwater. Got it.

This spring/summer is 3 miles in 24 minutes (8 minute pace). Last week I got 2.25 miles in 18 minutes, so I'm on pace, just need six more minutes. Might try tomorrow morning.
 
Maybe she thought there was something to lose
Sad Season 4 GIF by The Office
 
Could be. I have a really hard time thinking that way, though.

In fact, I remained celibate for the duration of all three of my kids' pregnancies. I just couldn't do it.
I read about your antics at Giant Eagle. Celibate my ass
 
I honestly hope thats not what he said word for word.

I just said, "sure" When she asked me if she could try hooking me up with her friend


and if you want to know exactly what her response was, "Oh, she's starting to date someone and wants to see where it goes with him! Sorry!"
 
I read about your antics at Giant Eagle. Celibate my ass
Ahhhh. Yes. You've got me there, my friend.

The leafy produce section of the Fairlawn Giant Eagle would often look like a cole slaw factory by the time I was through with it.
 
I like to set little goals for myself and try to break them.

Winter of 19/20, it was run a mile under 7 minutes. I got it in 6:54.

Last summer it was swim 40 yards completely underwater. Got it.

This spring/summer is 3 miles in 24 minutes (8 minute pace). Last week I got 2.25 miles in 18 minutes, so I'm on pace, just need six more minutes. Might try tomorrow morning.
I hear you

I'm currently trying to reduce my speed on drinking a gin and tonic
 
I'm pretty sure Dax Shepard has some sort of mental health issue which requires him to talk about how tough he thinks he is on every single podcast he's on.
 
Ahhhh. Yes. You've got me there, my friend.

The leafy produce section of the Fairlawn Giant Eagle would often look like a cole slaw factory by the time I was through with it.
The carnage was so graphic they brought in a special task force from the FBI

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