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Bumble was seriously the dumest app to use.

Make women send the first message.

An app. Relying on women to get the ball rolling on something funny or interesting to make a conversation worthwhile.


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There are only 3 phrases needed to speak to any woman:

“That’s cool”

“Really?”

“Nice.”

I can hold a 30 minute convo w any woman using only those 3 words. Let her talk about herself for as long as she wants. The true key to any woman’s heart and pants.
 
Burial plot?
HA! It felt like it. We are in the process of building and they have already done the footer for the house. I probably should have just jumped in. Village has an ordinance for the height of grass and I was thinking (mistakenly) that once the construction phase started I wouldn't need to worry about the grass.
 
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There are only 3 phrases needed to speak to any woman:

That’s cool

Really?

Nice.

I can hold a 30 minute convo w any woman using only those 3 words. Let her talk about herself for as long as she wants. The true key to any woman’s heart and pants.
I mean, while true, you gotta get the ball rolling to get them to talk about how cool and popular they are

It's hard to do that when you get a "hey :)"
 
So if anyone will be in the market for a self-propelled Toro push mower let me know
 
I mean, while true, you gotta get the ball rolling to get them to talk about how cool and popular they are

It's hard to do that when you get a "hey :)"
"sup?" always worked well for me
 
There are only 3 phrases needed to speak to any woman:

“That’s cool”

“Really?”

“Nice.”

I can hold a 30 minute convo w any woman using only those 3 words. Let her talk about herself for as long as she wants. The true key to any woman’s heart and pants.
you forgot

"Nice tits"
 
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