Final Friday (narrated by Dave Chapelle)

This is true

I always pay attention to how people tend to their lawns, landscaping, and outdoor conditions of their homes. There have been some places that outside were just trash but inside they were really nice
The front of my house is kind of plain. I have spent all my time and money fixing the inside and back yard, where I spend all my time. The front is clean, and maintained, but people are always surprised when they walk in.
 
People in general don’t think like that. Most people don‘t say “this is an investment, so I’ll take care of it and the rest can go to hell”. For the most part, people either take care of their shit or they don’t.
So, every item you own you meticulously maintain?
 
"Little"

I take care of my guns, the engines in my vehicles and my guitars. And I build stuff. That's all.
I work for my money. I want the things I spend that money on to last. I also just don’t like things that look messy or not maintained. If it’s out of place, put it where it belongs. If it’s broken, fix it or replace it. If it’s dirty, pay someone to clean it…
 
I work for my money. I want the things I spend that money on to last. I also just don’t like things that look messy or not maintained. If it’s out of place, put it where it belongs. If it’s broken, fix it or replace it. If it’s dirty, pay someone to clean it…
I am about function, not form. Meh. To each their own.
 
That’s me. I want all of my shit to last and look good.
My car is going to last the same whether I fix the dings or not. I do a deep clean on the inside 1-2 times a year because my kids are slobs, but I don't care even a little about some dents.

But it still doesn't compare to a house. A house is a totally different ballgame. It's an actual asset...not something that gets you from Point A to Point B.
 
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Chauvin gets 22.5 years.....
 
My car is going to last the same whether I fix the dings or not. I do a deep clean on the inside 1-2 times a year because my kids are slobs, but I don't care even a little about some dents.

But it still doesn't compare to a house. A house is a totally different ballgame. It's an actual asset...not something that gets you from Point A to Point B.
Imagine if you needed to have something that “got you from point a to point b” to get to your place of employment, which gives you the ability to acquire that “asset”.
 
Imagine if you needed to have something that “got you from point a to point b” to get to your place of employment, which gives you the ability to acquire that “asset”.
I don't have to imagine. Because I do. Whether or not I fix door dings or a dent doesn't change that.
 
I don't have to imagine. Because I do. Whether or not I fix door dings or a dent doesn't change that.
Meh. Amusing that something you spend thousands of dollars on that presents you with your financial and social utility isn’t considered an asset, but whatever.

#teamWillie
 
Meh. Amusing that something you spend thousands of dollars on that presents you with your financial and social utility isn’t considered an asset, but whatever.

#teamWillie
It's worth less money every day....I assume you are smart enough to understand depreciating versus appreciating assets.

Also, you fucking lease vehicles, so get the hell out of here.
 
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