tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

I don’t know him, he don’t know me. Which is fucked up for him.
 
For reasons unknown, he actually prefers these covid19, no fans sports; to regular sports.
 
Was really disappointed when he attended a cock fight and they brought out chickens
 
Upon losing at "X"'s and "O"'s, likes to claim the game was rigged in his opponents' favor.
 
Only played sports for the free excuse of slapping another man on the ass
 
Can't even follow the simplest of rules. Once argued with a hostess that the word pull could be inferred many ways
 
No one has more ways to get people to pull his finger.
 
Why does he have to be so mean?
 
The Suicide Helpline keeps calling telling him he should and various ways to do it.
 
Has been on hold with the suicide hotline since 1983.
 
Has his Bruce Shoebottom rookie card enshrined on his living room mantel.
 
His most prized possession came out of a Cracker Jack box.
 
Has his Bruce Shoebottom rookie card enshrined on his living room mantel.
I met Bruce at The Fours after a Bruins game! He was super nice, a huge fuckin guy and when he shook my hand mine disappeared. Keep in mind that I have really big hands. It was cool.
 
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