Alex Verdugo is a crybaby tattletale

The Yankees are the Michigan football of baseball, acting like we should give a shit about their dominance in the last century.

And their "fans" are completely ignorant of the game outside of the Yankees.

"We could fix this team by trading for Mike Trout"

-actual caller on a New York sports talk show
I'd be willing to bet a lot of fans would say this, not just NY fans

and mostly because any team would get better with the addition of Mike Trout
 
Look at how the team is constructed. It's pretty much a guarantee that Boone will be fired soon, and he has little (if any) input in the roster. Big stupid contracts, to big stupid right-handed hitters and a bullpen that has never recovered from losing Mariano Rivera.
Eighty-three percent.
 
I'd be willing to bet a lot of fans would say this, not just NY fans

and mostly because any team would get better with the addition of Mike Trout
It was a serious suggestion and no team is gonna be able to trade for Trout.
 
I’d assume there is a decent turnover at bars. You might just be able to walk in and order a drink.
You have no idea the level of petty that bar managers and bouncers can sink to just to try to prove how important they are.
 
Could be, but he's made the playoffs in five of the last six seasons, including the four most recent.
He’s consistently finishing behind a team who’s entire payroll might cover the top two biggest contracts on the Yankees.
 
He’s consistently finishing behind a team who’s entire payroll might cover the top two biggest contracts on the Yankees.
The Yankees have finished behind the Rays in the standings once over the last ten seasons. That's "consistently?"
 
lmao
You have no idea the level of petty that bar managers and bouncers can sink to just to try to prove how important they are.
i had a friend that got his ass beat by a bouncer at a bar. When he asked, "What did i do?!?!", one of the bouncers started speaking tough guy gibberish, "hjahj lakahha you wanted some you got some!!! hahahaha ajahaka"

tbh, i couldn't stop laughing because when i walked outside i saw the bouncer with his knee in the back of some poor schmuck, and the schmuck's face was planted directly in the snow. then, said schmuck turned out to be my friend...

and then when the bouncer walked away, my friend ripped off his torn up shirt and started asking, "WHAT DID I DO!!!" like he was Fred Flintstone yelling "WILMA!!!"
 
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You have no idea the level of petty that bar managers and bouncers can sink to just to try to prove how important they are.
Bouncers are generally giant dillholes, I can see what you’re sayin.
 
The Yankees have finished behind the Rays in the standings once over the last ten seasons. That's "consistently?"
More often than it should. If a top 5 team in payroll finishes behind a bottom 5 team in payroll, that’s an immediate shitcanning
 
You have no idea the level of petty that bar managers and bouncers can sink to just to try to prove how important they are.
That’s really the only issue I had with a bouncer. I got kicked out of a bar in PCB for threatening to rip a pool stick out of a douche’s hand and turn him into a popsicle. The bouncer just said, hey man, you’ve gotta go, but he was laughing and gave me a fist bump after I walked outside
 
That’s really the only issue I had with a bouncer. I got kicked out of a bar in PCB for threatening to rip a pool stick out of a douche’s hand and turn him into a popsicle. The bouncer just said, hey man, you’ve gotta go, but he was laughing and gave me a fist bump after I walked outside
I just get annoyed about getting 86'd for stupid shit. I mean, getting kicked out for the night is fine, but when they drag it out for months or -ever, it's just stupid. Get over it. I had a girl give a bar owner a bj in order to be able to let me back in to a stupid ass bar one time and after she did, I said I didn't want to go into a place that treats their customers that way and went somewhere else. :laugh:
 
That’s really the only issue I had with a bouncer. I got kicked out of a bar in PCB for threatening to rip a pool stick out of a douche’s hand and turn him into a popsicle. The bouncer just said, hey man, you’ve gotta go, but he was laughing and gave me a fist bump after I walked outside
I am not at all surprised you are siding with the unruly fan in the Verdugo case.

way to go, Overalls
 
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