10 Egg Monday

Flavortown Tebow said:
whip your dick out.

make sure you're the alpha male.
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The closer was in charge of pre-closing on a deal before I was hired that is to close today. She is currently underfunded somehow. My boss comes flying into my office asking questions. I just responded that I wasn't on that order so I don't know anything about it. Luckily the closer is in our office today so she could quickly take the blame. I know we're all human, but that's one thing I make sure is all sorted out before I discuss closing dates.
 
basement bias said:
The closer was in charge of pre-closing on a deal before I was hired that is to close today. She is currently underfunded somehow. My boss comes flying into my office asking questions. I just responded that I wasn't on that order so I don't know anything about it. Luckily the closer is in our office today so she could quickly take the blame. I know we're all human, but that's one thing I make sure is all sorted out before I discuss closing dates.
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"Bitch, not my job"
 
basement bias said:
The closer was in charge of pre-closing on a deal before I was hired that is to close today. She is currently underfunded somehow. My boss comes flying into my office asking questions. I just responded that I wasn't on that order so I don't know anything about it. Luckily the closer is in our office today so she could quickly take the blame. I know we're all human, but that's one thing I make sure is all sorted out before I discuss closing dates.
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None of this has to do with making sure you're bringing the biggest straw to the drink
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Not anymore.

Last year, Merriam-Webster made the singular gender-neutral use of “they” its word of the year, based on the fact that it had seen a 313% increase in searches for its definition that year.
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Catering to the over medicated is big business.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
good

Minnesotaisms are stupid AF
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Cbs Reaction GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden
 
Took the kids to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend. Good lord. America has gotten fat. We had to wait for one ride to start because a dude (who couldn’t have been older than his early 20’s) was too fat for the safety bar to close and he had to do the walk of shame off the ride. Then, as we were leaving we saw a kid who was probably around ten years old and he had to be pushing 300 pounds. The kid fucking waddled. That’s fucking child abuse.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Took the kids to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend. Good lord. America has gotten fat. We had to wait for one ride to start because a dude (who couldn’t have been older than his early 20’s) was too fat for the safety bar to close and he had to do the walk of shame off the ride. Then, as we were leaving we saw a kid who was probably around ten years old and he had to be pushing 300 pounds. The kid fucking waddled. That’s fucking child abuse.
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We are building a nation that is going to resemble those characters in Wal-E
 
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