tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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What kind of trip? Sight seeing? You going thru the Tetons?

a driving kind
 

a driving kind
Nice. I’m doing one of those soon. Getting anxious. Delta variant and hurricane season.
 
So people are all coming back to the office, the past two days I've been subjected to female employees on either side of me having 30-minute private calls at their desks.

The one yesterday was all about how "nobody gonna tell me to get vaccinated, if I die of something it won't be Covid" and today it's "if we ever have a daughter she can't get her ears pierced at 6 years old, I was 18 before I got my first piercing, doesn't matter how many I have now"

fuck my life fml GIF
 
So people are all coming back to the office, the past two days I've been subjected to female employees on either side of me having 30-minute private calls at their desks.

The one yesterday was all about how "nobody gonna tell me to get vaccinated, if I die of something it won't be Covid" and today it's "if we ever have a daughter she can't get her ears pierced at 6 years old, I was 18 before I got my first piercing, doesn't matter how many I have now"

fuck my life fml GIF

annoyed kim kardashian GIF
 
So the door started closing quicker than the dog anticipated and she bonked her head on it and sorta bounced backwards since she was running at a pretty good clip to get back inside. Think she has a concussion?


And how many hail mary's do I have to do for laughing at her?
 
It's like people don't realize others can hear them when they're siting right next to them. I don't care if you don't have any work to do at the moment, just waste time on a message board quietly, like I do. I don't wanna hear about your medical history or where you got secretly tatttoed
 
It's like people don't realize others can hear them when they're siting right next to them. I don't care if you don't have any work to do at the moment, just waste time on a message board quietly, like I do. I don't wanna hear about your medical history or where you got secretly tatttoed
Season 6 Headphones GIF by Parks and Recreation
 
So the door started closing quicker than the dog anticipated and she bonked her head on it and sorta bounced backwards since she was running at a pretty good clip to get back inside. Think she has a concussion?


And how many hail mary's do I have to do for laughing at her?
Concussion, probably.

Hail Mary's? None, it's a dog
 
It's like people don't realize others can hear them when they're siting right next to them. I don't care if you don't have any work to do at the moment, just waste time on a message board quietly, like I do. I don't wanna hear about your medical history or where you got secretly tatttoed
Reminds me of frat bros going literally anywhere in public.

"DUDE 'BONER' GOT SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT HE (insert something a drunk person does)." Nobody cares trust fund baby.
 
Lots of people are gonna feel real sick this morning.


The Platform is pleading with the thieves to return the money.

Fat chance.
 
It's like people don't realize others can hear them when they're siting right next to them. I don't care if you don't have any work to do at the moment, just waste time on a message board quietly, like I do. I don't wanna hear about your medical history or where you got secretly tatttoed
NO different than those on their cellphones in public yakking LOUDLY about anything and everything nobody really wants to hear about... :nod:

I mean... WHY does one's "voice level" have to rise to Super Loud to talk on their cellphone??? :puzzled:
 
NO different than those on their cellphones in public yakking LOUDLY about anything and everything nobody really wants to hear about... :nod:

I mean... WHY does one's "voice level" have to rise to Super Loud to talk on their cellphone??? :puzzled:
Or goddamn speakerphone in a public setting. Put some goddamn headphones in! I do not give a shit about auntie carol's diabetes acting up or uncle tony's gout.
Facetime can eat a dick, too. I already don't want to be on the phone, now I have to show you my bitch face about it?
 
Lots of people are gonna feel real sick this morning.


The Platform is pleading with the thieves to return the money.

Fat chance.

My $20 million in crypto? Gone. Time to check out.
Yeah, I read that earlier. Sux, but That's why one needs to move their cryptocurrencies to their own storage... preferably their own "hard wallets". :nod:
 
Sometimes THOSE just won't do the job good enuff!! :heh:
I have some earbuds that I use for my zooms, but they don't cancel anything. I basically use them to tell people "don't bother me"
 
Facetime can eat a dick, too. I already don't want to be on the phone, now I have to show you my bitch face about it?

Keep one of those makeup mirrors by your desk to make sure nothing is hanging out of your nose when you go on a call...

Especially white powder...
 
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