Big, bad Wednesday morning

Guy Incognito said:
There was a friend of a friend who used to do this on occasion. He'd go to a house party, and wake up on the couch in a different house. Weirdest thing.
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also, while i'm well past my house party days, you best fuck off if you don't think i have the dance down on point.

 
Guy Incognito said:
There was a friend of a friend who used to do this on occasion. He'd go to a house party, and wake up on the couch in a different house. Weirdest thing.
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May have done that
 
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
 
ill said:
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
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I hear ya on that but that's why they are your "ex". Not getting back together with them so move on with your life. She has obviously... (disclaimer - I am NOT saying you haven't moved on from your life, I was saying that in general)
 
hmm, just thought i saw my cat walking on the ceiling in the next room. cat is not even in the next room. perhaps it's time to slow it down.
 
ill said:
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
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glad to hear she finally found a suitable mate.

should have moved to SD
 
ill said:
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
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On a Wednesday? WTF?
 
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damn, derivative classification was a beast, almost don't want to do any more training. shoutout to google/quizlet.
 
Bender said:
hmm, just thought i saw my cat walking on the ceiling in the next room. cat is not even in the next room. perhaps it's time to slow it down.
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Cat cat or person cat?
 
Thank god I don’t have to find trucks and airplanes anymore to post. Hammer needs to ditch that shit
 
ill said:
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
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I wouldnt let it bother you. His penis is probably smaller.
 
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fuck me, if i thought derivative classification sucked.... hello OPSEC. introduction was 11 slides you couldn't click to next, had to wait on the narrator droll on... replayed one of the 11 because i didn't notice i had to click on like 8 links on the page. move on to the second module, 8 slides, still on the first, been typing this for what seems like forever and it's still going. someone fucking kill me (my doors are unlocked).
 
ill said:
My ex is apparently getting married today. Saw it on a couple mutual friends Instagram stories. That's a weird punch to the gut.
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.... Drunk, depressed posting tonight?
 
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