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She would have found out
We had one of my buddy's bachelor party in Vegas, and we rented some gigantic fuck-off limo to pick us all up at the airport, and we had it equipped with three strippers. Mrs Redfoot called me while we were in it, and she heard women's voices and asked, "Peter invited girls to his bachelor party?"

"Not exactly."
 
Anybody see the kid from Sioux Falls pitching in the little league world series? Through State, Regionals, and the LLWS he has thrown something like 570 pitches and so far allowed one hit. In the Regionals he had a no hitter and a perfect game. The only reason he didn't have two perfect games was because of an error. He also hit a three run homer in the 3-0 win over Oregon in their second game in the LLWS after starting a combined no hitter in the first game against Louisiana (Southwest champs).

He throws 75 which is very impressive for a 12 year old obviously, but his slider looks almost pro level. I'm guessing his arm will fall off before college, but it's pretty fun to watch right now.
 
Never been. Closest was when a friend got really drunk while going through his divorce and wanted to go to one.
I thought you were about to say "closest was when a friend got really drunk and took his pants off."
 
This.

I dislike strip clubs. Only been to three in my life.

If a broad has an issue with you going to one for a bachelor party, that betrays some fairly serious trust issues. What does she expect you to do? "sorry guys, I'm gonna wait in the car."
I've been to more than 3, but not much

maybe ~10 and most of those were bachelor parties, birthday parties, or getting dragged there while out with friends.

My two worst trips were when I was the designated driver and there sober, once for my step brothers bachelor party and once just out with friends and they really wanted to go, so I went
 
We had one of my buddy's bachelor party in Vegas, and we rented some gigantic fuck-off limo to pick us all up at the airport, and we had it equipped with three strippers. Mrs Redfoot called me while we were in it, and she heard women's voices and asked, "Peter invited girls to his bachelor party?"

"Not exactly."
"uh yea his sisters are here. Close family"
 
Anybody see the kid from Sioux Falls pitching in the little league world series? Through State, Regionals, and the LLWS he has thrown something like 570 pitches and so far allowed one hit. In the Regionals he had a no hitter and a perfect game. The only reason he didn't have two perfect games was because of an error. He also hit a three run homer in the 3-0 win over Oregon in their second game in the LLWS after starting a combined no hitter in the first game against Louisiana (Southwest champs).

He throws 75 which is very impressive for a 12 year old obviously, but his slider looks almost pro level. I'm guessing his arm will fall off before college, but it's pretty fun to watch right now.
....."12"
 
I'm a little pissed at gobs too now. Are my vids not enough anymore, you have to resort to strip clubs?
 
Well, I'll tell you this; I've been with Mrs Redfoot for twenty-four years and it's not all sunshine and giggles. You've got to learn to get through things together, or just fuck it.
she's a saint
 
I'm a little pissed at gobs too now. Are my vids not enough anymore, you have to resort to strip clubs?
Your vids are too disturbing for me.


I immediately just forward them to Slinky
 
Man. Hearing everyone's stories about married life truly makes me thankful that I am not married
Yeah? When was the last time you got your dick wet?

Those stories might change your mind.
 
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Anybody see the kid from Sioux Falls pitching in the little league world series? Through State, Regionals, and the LLWS he has thrown something like 570 pitches and so far allowed one hit. In the Regionals he had a no hitter and a perfect game. The only reason he didn't have two perfect games was because of an error. He also hit a three run homer in the 3-0 win over Oregon in their second game in the LLWS after starting a combined no hitter in the first game against Louisiana (Southwest champs).

He throws 75 which is very impressive for a 12 year old obviously, but his slider looks almost pro level. I'm guessing his arm will fall off before college, but it's pretty fun to watch right now.

A few years from now we are going to learn he was like 20 (like what that kid from the NY team was)
 
A few years from now we are going to learn he was like 20 (like what that kid from the NY team was)
I'd be shocked. The whole team looks tiny compared to their opponents.
 
I'd be shocked. The whole team looks tiny compared to their opponents.

Haven't seen them so I will take your word for it. I do remember seeing a team and a kid crushing a home run and thinking, "there is absolutely no way this kid is 12 or under!" Kid was massive
 
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