Wacky Wednesday

SlinkyRedfoot said:
FIrst thing's first; FUCK YOU, PETER!

Secondly, you're absolutely right. I can't imagine getting drunk and waking up and Mrs Redfoot hid all my booze. I would absolutely lose my shit.
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Years and fucking years ago I had a poker night get a little out of control. I don't know how much of the handle of jack Daniel's was left, but when I got up, very slowly, the next day it was upside down in the kitchen sink. The wife dumped what was left. " there was going to be no "hair of the dog" shit going on this morning. Tell your passed out friends to get the fuck out"

There was a guy passed out in the garage, one on the couch, and another in the back yard. @gobucks0409 gal would have killed someone.
 
kobesgame said:
1) It’s so fucking petty

2) How do you ever trust someone in a relationship that goes behind your back making their own decisions
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Yep! No, “hey, hun- I’mma move all your shit offsite today, k bye!” or nothing! Not even after the fact? He figured it out on his own?!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Years and fucking years ago I had a poker night get a little out of control. I don't know how much of the handle of jack Daniel's was left, but when I got up, very slowly, the next day it was upside down in the kitchen sink. The wife dumped what was left. " there was going to be no "hair of the dog" shit going on this morning. Tell your passed out friends to get the fuck out"

There was a guy passed out in the garage, one on the couch, and another in the back yard. @gobucks0409 gal would have killed someone.
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I drank way too much whiskey for too many years.

Got up sitting at the table at 2:30 in the morning, 4 hour drive ahead of me for work, still drunk.

Wife gnawing on my ass.

She says you really like the whiskey.

Brings my coffee, I take a drink and spit it out across the kitchen. she had filled it half full of bourbon.
 
moxie said:
Yep! No, “hey, hun- I’mma move all your shit offsite today, k bye!” or nothing! Not even after the fact? He figured it out on his own?!
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As far as we know…..He didn’t drive home drunk. Didn’t piss the bed. Didn’t abuse her. Didn’t hurt anyone (other than maybe his own head from a hangover the next day).

And then she silently moved his shit offsite and said “Not on my watch.” That’s all sorts of fucked up.
 
Fish said:
I drank way too much whiskey for too many years.

Got up sitting at the table at 2:30 in the morning, 4 hour drive ahead of me for work, still drunk.

Wife gnawing on my ass.

She says you really like the whiskey.

Brings my coffee, I take a drink and spit it out across the kitchen. she had filled it half full of bourbon.
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Get you a fish wife @gobucks0409
 
Not a relationship problem, but

I'm studying IL Rules of the Road, NON CDL edition so I can go take my class b test.

It's the most convoluted, stupidest, trickiest, illogical document I've ever read.

I'm scared that being a reasonably intelligent and logical person is going to cause me to fail this test.
 
gobucks0409 said:
I went down to do laundry and noticed a new, suddenly open space. So I went for a loooong walk.
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Was she apologetic when you asked her about it? Or at least have the fucking shame to pretend to be apologetic?! :laugh:
 
Fish said:
Not a relationship problem, but

I'm studying IL Rules of the Road, NON CDL edition so I can go take my class b test.

It's the most convoluted, stupidest, trickiest, illogical document I've ever read.

I'm scared that being a reasonably intelligent and logical person is going to cause me to fail this test.
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When did that happen?
 
moxie said:
Was she apologetic when you asked her about it? Or at least have the fucking shame to pretend to be apologetic?! :laugh:
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No, she said he should be happy
 
Hitting up an authentic Mexican joint near me for lunch. Can’t decide between the chicken, steak, or pork for my quesadilla.

Have decided to stay away from the cow cheek and the guts….the latter of which costs an extra $3.00.
 
kobesgame said:
Hitting up an authentic Mexican joint near me for lunch. Can’t decide between the chicken, steak, or pork for my quesadilla.

Have decided to stay away from the cow cheek and the guts….the latter of which costs an extra $3.00.
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now I'm hungry for lunch...

and the answer is steak and shrimp in your quesadilla.
 
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