Wild Turkey Get Rich Thread - Week 9

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I'm 5 and 1 versus the spread so I hope you assholes are getting rich off me.

I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.

Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
I can't find a whole lot of difference between these two when looking at prior games. Michigan is more battle-tested at this point but that might mean Michigan State is fresher. Take Michigan State at home with the 3 points (Harbough has to shit the bed at some point right?). Michigan State +3

Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5

I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.

Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1

Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):

Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.

Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.

Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.
 
Wild Turkey said:
I'm 5 and 1 versus the spread so I hope you assholes are getting rich off me.

I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.

Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
I can't find a whole lot of difference between these two when looking at prior games. Michigan is more battle-tested at this point but that might mean Michigan State is fresher. Take Michigan State at home with the 3 points (Harbough has to shit the bed at some point right?). Michigan State +3

Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5

I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.

Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1

Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):

Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.

Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.

Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.
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Nebraska opened at -7 and is still -7

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Wild Turkey said:
This is where I got it:

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But I liked Nebraska at -5 so I like them more at -7.
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I use "Vegas Insider", but you had Nebraska +5 in your OP.

Wild Turkey said:
Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5

I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.
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I hadn't looked what the spread was, but I immediately thought +5 was a gift. Nebraska is favored by 7, not a 5 point dog.

Nebraska's coming off a bye, been criticized for 2 weeks, and are at home. They'd have covered a +5, but not sure about a -7.
I'd think a push there.
 
Red_Alert said:
I use "Vegas Insider", but you had Nebraska +5 in your OP.





I hadn't looked what the spread was, but I immediately thought +5 was a gift. Nebraska is favored by 7, not a 5 point dog.

Nebraska's coming off a bye, been criticized for 2 weeks, and are at home. They'd have covered a +5, but not sure about a -7.
I'd think a push there.
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I don’t think the OP knows what -7 or +7 means. I still take his betting advice though. Usually the people that know the least get the best results
 
Red_Alert said:
I use "Vegas Insider", but you had Nebraska +5 in your OP.





I hadn't looked what the spread was, but I immediately thought +5 was a gift. Nebraska is favored by 7, not a 5 point dog.

Nebraska's coming off a bye, been criticized for 2 weeks, and are at home. They'd have covered a +5, but not sure about a -7.
I'd think a push there.
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Gottcha. I screwed that one up but less than I did last week so I'm getting better.

I'm going to stick with Nebraska at +5 if it goes to +7 then people will have to make their own decisions and I can't be responsible.
 
duckboy33 said:
I don’t think the OP knows what -7 or +7 means. I still take his betting advice though. Usually the people that know the least get the best results
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5-1 get rich.
 
You ain't no five and 1, you a FRAUD
 
Georgia will cover the spread

i also wouldn't touch that Michigan/MSU game with a 1,000 foot pole
 
Idk that UGA -13 is very tempting, they've been covering all year
 
Hu War Yu said:
You ain't no five and 1, you a FRAUD
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Yes I am.

I won 2 out 2 the first week and 3 out 4 last week.

I will admit one of my picks the first week I did not give an official confidence vote but I still picked correctly so I am going to own it. No need to be a hater this is free love I'm handing out and no one is forcing you to make money. Stay home and sip your bathtub gin and keep your 401K in bonds.
 
Wild Turkey said:
Yes I am.

I won 2 out 2 the first week and 3 out 4 last week.

I will admit one of my picks the first week I did not give an official confidence vote but I still picked correctly so I am going to own it. No need to be a hater this is free love I'm handing out and no one is forcing you to make money. Stay home and sip your bathtub gin and keep your 401K in bonds.
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Bech, I've got 23,000 more fake dollars than you do, start putting your e-money where your e-mouth is
 
Hu War Yu said:
Bech, I've got 23,000 more fake dollars than you do, start putting your e-money where your e-mouth is
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That would be like Sampson cutting his hair. I only have this power while I don't benefit from it. The moment I get selfish the universe will turn on me.

BTW nice @Handicappers imitation.
 
Wild Turkey said:
That would be like Sampson cutting his hair. I only have this power while I don't benefit from it. The moment I get selfish the universe will turn on me.

BTW nice @Handicappers imitation.
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He learned from the best
 
duckboy33 said:
I don’t think the OP knows what -7 or +7 means. I still take his betting advice though. Usually the people that know the least get the best results
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I used to go to the dog track with a group of people. There was one gal who's criteria for picking greyhounds were 'Name' first, then 'Color' of their jacket.
If she liked more than one Name, she would default to her favorite color jacket as her choice.

She would win more than anyone using the program to evaluate the greyhounds. LOL
 
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