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I'm 5 and 1 versus the spread so I hope you assholes are getting rich off me.
I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.
Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
I can't find a whole lot of difference between these two when looking at prior games. Michigan is more battle-tested at this point but that might mean Michigan State is fresher. Take Michigan State at home with the 3 points (Harbough has to shit the bed at some point right?). Michigan State +3
Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5
I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.
Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1
Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):
Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.
Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.
Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.
I've only picked three games this week and you might ask why? Well, the reason is I only pick guaranteed winners and I'm not into sucker bets so have discipline and stick to the program.
Game 1: Michigan vs Michigan State +3
I can't find a whole lot of difference between these two when looking at prior games. Michigan is more battle-tested at this point but that might mean Michigan State is fresher. Take Michigan State at home with the 3 points (Harbough has to shit the bed at some point right?). Michigan State +3
Game 2: Purdue vs Nebraska +5
Again I can't find much difference between these two and Nebraska will be at home with a stadium full of screaming homeless and orphaned children. I believe in the Red Messiah Scott Frost and the Huskers win this one (but take the points). Nebraska +5
I know your minds are blown as Wild Turkey has just picked two B1G dogs but you have to understand I don't pick the games...they pick me.
Game 3: Kentucky vs Miss State +1
I'm shocked that Kentucky doesn't have a bigger spread but that just means that Vegas is thinking just like me and likes the Bulldogs in this one. Look KY has been somewhat of a Cinderella this year and their wins against LSU and Florida seem unbelievable but the fact is both those games were in Lexington and both teams suck. Miss State has taken out Texas A&M and just put 45 on Vandy and get the cats at home. No way Miss State loses to KY at home....but they do. Take Kentucky as coaching will win this game and no one is doing a better job than Mark Stoops. Kentucky -1
Sucker bets to avoid (My job is to put money in your pockets so don't be stupid and go off script):
Cincinnati vs Tulane -25.5 - Cincinnati wins this by 20 but it's iffy if they get to 26 so Vegas wants your money.
Auburn vs Ole Miss -1.5 - It's what we don't know that makes this game dangerous. How beat up is Corral? Will Pappoe play for Auburn and will he be full speed? Both of those elements are huge and could swing the game by themselves.
Georgia vs Florida -13 - Vegas is trying hard to get you to bite and everything we've seen so far has said that Georgia will cover easily (well except for that Alabama game which no one understands how that happened) but we haven't seen Florida start AR15 and prep him for two weeks as the starter. This is the guy that Kyle Trask called the Lebron James of football. Heated Rivalry so just pass on this one.