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The name change was a few days ago. I assumed I was dealing with him the whole time but maybe not. The email after the ban didn't sound the same at all.
I figured 3 days would have been a long time to not realize she made changes to his account. So he probably had something to do with it originally eh? Like who gives a shit about the favorite team icons and location enough to change that shit too? Weird AF
 
Theres a good half dozen of those in response to me being very concerned she lived in some athlete academy as a kid. Tennis and gymnastic kids… prone to all sorts or weirdolotry.
Yeah, because your childhood path leads to perfectly well adjusted people…

Anyway, you think there’s any chance we could hook gob’s old lady up with your boy, Trevor Bauer?
 
Oh, Lord.

Hey, @me’s old lady, no reason to be terrified, or even uncomfortable. At the end of the day, no one really cares. Yeah, he’s our friend, and maybe you’re gonna fuck up his life, but then again, maybe you’re bringing something to his life that he wants.

You need to relax, or I’m going to drive down I71 and rub my penis on your sleeping boyfriend’s forehead.

is his forehead covered in ground beef?
 
He would probably never come back now, even if they broke up.
 
Fucking crazy control freak bitch. Like I said, the whole hiding his beer at his own mothers house was a bridge too far. Involving his mother cause he got drunk one night is totally fucked. I would have walked that day.

Maybe gob has a bigger issue than we thought. This may be an intervention. You ever think about that?
 
Fucking crazy control freak bitch. Like I said, the whole hiding his beer at his own mothers house was a bridge too far. Involving his mother cause he got drunk one night is totally fucked. I would have walked that day.
oh, that’s kind of you. Here was my response to the news.…
Yeah. Holy fucking shit.

I've already gone on record saying that if Mrs Redfoot confiscated my booze, I'd need a storage space for her decomposing corpse, but if she also called my fucking mom about it, that storage space would need to be big enough for her and her parents.
 
Maybe gob has a bigger issue than we thought. This may be an intervention. You ever think about that?
You mean an intervention like, “junior is a fag, quit talking to him?”
 
Tbh it’s weird just based on how he talked about shit for the last…however many years. None of this stuff is at all like him.

And it did a complete turn in 3 days?

woof
What? Shit changed a while ago.
 
I figured 3 days would have been a long time to not realize she made changes to his account. So he probably had something to do with it originally eh? Like who gives a shit about the favorite team icons and location enough to change that shit too? Weird AF
Probably thought changing his SN and icons would hide his account, if she was snooping from the outside.

Guess he didn't log all the way out of his account on a device, she got ahold of it, and here we are.

Dude deserves better than this.
 
Probably thought changing his SN and icons would hide his account, if she was snooping from the outside.

Guess he didn't log all the way out of his account on a device, she got ahold of it, and here we are.

Dude deserves better than this.
That makes sense.
 
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