This Delta 8 THC stuff ain't so bad.

Peter Gozintite said:
I had a person once say," this is very clear, and Im not sure if this is going to work"

To which I said, "Is the temperature right?" and quickly followed with, "I mean, it came out of my dick, and you can come watch me if you want, cuz I'll need to go again here pretty quick"

Never heard another thing about it.
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Back in the day, an E7 or higher in the Navy had to physically see the tip of the penis, stream, and cup for the piss test to be valid. One morning I got called in for a test wile I was half drunk-half hungover. It turned out that it was my Chief as the observer ... he hated that duty and was already pissed off ... when he saw me, he said "Fuck". So I am following the instructions: started the stream, put left hand on the wall and retrieved the cup with my right hand. I look at my LCPO and said, "Can I as you a career question? IF I stay in for 13 more years, can I watch grown men piss too?" About that time, I pissed all over the cup and handed it to him ... bastard hit me square in the jaw and told me to stay there. A minute later, our COB came in and asked what happened and did I need to report it. "Nothing happened in here that wasn't justified COB."
 
ojb81 said:
people, people...it's called synthetic piss. it works, just make sure it has urea in it. trust me, i've used it more than once.
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The tests I gave were random and on the jobsite. The employees had no idea they were being tested that day. Unless an employee were carrying around synthetic piss 24/7/365 that wouldn't have worked for them.

Appx 15 minutes prior to the person coming to collect samples I would tell the employees that made the list, "You might want to start studying". They would look at me kind of funny and then would realize what for.
 
batchaps4me said:
Back in the day, an E7 or higher in the Navy had to physically see the tip of the penis, stream, and cup for the piss test to be valid. One morning I got called in for a test wile I was half drunk-half hungover. It turned out that it was my Chief as the observer ... he hated that duty and was already pissed off ... when he saw me, he said "Fuck". So I am following the instructions: started the stream, put left hand on the wall and retrieved the cup with my right hand. I look at my LCPO and said, "Can I as you a career question? IF I stay in for 13 more years, can I watch grown men piss too?" About that time, I pissed all over the cup and handed it to him ... bastard hit me square in the jaw and told me to stay there. A minute later, our COB came in and asked what happened and did I need to report it. "Nothing happened in here that wasn't justified COB."
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My employees were allowed to go into the bathroom alone with the door closed.

The person collecting samples would put blue dye in the toilet/s, the sink/s, and tape off the faucet handles to keep someone from attempting to dilute the sample with pure tap water.
 
Red_Alert said:
The tests I gave were random and on the jobsite. The employees had no idea they were being tested that day. Unless an employee were carrying around synthetic piss 24/7/365 that wouldn't have worked for them.

Appx 15 minutes prior to the person coming to collect samples I would tell the employees that made the list, "You might want to start studying". They would look at me kind of funny and then would realize what for.
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lol good point. i remember in the Army, our piss tests would be announced via a phone call at like 4:45am if your name got randomly selected, the morning of. Or, if you lived in the barracks and went to take a piss about an hour or so before you'd normally wake up for PT, you'd see the majority of the stalls and urinals blocked off via duct tape. Then you'd say "ohhhhhh, ok, looks like we're having a pisser this morning"
 
batchaps4me said:
Back in the day, an E7 or higher in the Navy had to physically see the tip of the penis, stream, and cup for the piss test to be valid. One morning I got called in for a test wile I was half drunk-half hungover. It turned out that it was my Chief as the observer ... he hated that duty and was already pissed off ... when he saw me, he said "Fuck". So I am following the instructions: started the stream, put left hand on the wall and retrieved the cup with my right hand. I look at my LCPO and said, "Can I as you a career question? IF I stay in for 13 more years, can I watch grown men piss too?" About that time, I pissed all over the cup and handed it to him ... bastard hit me square in the jaw and told me to stay there. A minute later, our COB came in and asked what happened and did I need to report it. "Nothing happened in here that wasn't justified COB."
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pretty much every urinalysis I ever did in the Army, the NCO NEVER actually watched my dick, they'd just stand there beside me. and eventually once i became an NCO myself, i got tagged to become part of the cadre that administered the test, but i was always the guy who'd sit at the desk and hand out cups and read off SSN's, then tape/box them up when they'd bring them back to me lol. thank goodness i never had to meat-gaze.
 
ojb81 said:
pretty much every urinalysis I ever did in the Army, the NCO NEVER actually watched my dick, they'd just stand there beside me. and eventually once i became an NCO myself, i got tagged to become part of the cadre that administered the test, but i was always the guy who'd sit at the desk and hand out cups and read off SSN's, then tape/box them up when they'd bring them back to me lol. thank goodness i never had to meat-gaze.
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I'm sure there is a Sailor joke in there somewhere.
 
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