White Elephant gift ideas

[ill]

Send em my way if nobody wants em. I love pickled pigs feet

of course you do

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

of course you do

Most people would if they’d try em. They’re good, especially with a bit of hot sauce

 

[RoyMunson]

Got these for the wife this year...

Except it's white....and this shirt...

I need that shirt... time to go searching for the vector file to cut on my cricut.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Braised pig's feet are delicious.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I know a guy that travels a lot for work that had a custom dildo made that was exactly like his pecker and gave it to his wife. You could do that

 

[ill]

I need that shirt... time to go searching for the vector file to cut on my cricut.

can you cut me 4 white capital D's in the Talkie Bike font? about 5/8" tall?

 

[packerzrule]

The Popener

 

[RoyMunson]

can you cut me 4 white capital D's in the Talkie Bike font? about 5/8" tall?

first time I read that I missed the "capital"... wondering why you wanted dicks cut on a cricut. It can do it... just not sure why you'd want that.

 

[ill]

first time I read that I missed the "capital"... wondering why you wanted dicks cut on a cricut. It can do it... just not sure why you'd want that.

don't worry about the "why" Roy

that's my business

 

[RP-29]

first time I read that I missed the "capital"... wondering why you wanted dicks cut on a cricut. It can do it... just not sure why you'd want that.

don't worry about the "why" Roy

that's my business

Poor ol @ill finally gonna get to touch some double-D's?

 

[moxie]

I know a guy that travels a lot for work that had a custom dildo made that was exactly like his pecker and gave it to his wife. You could do that

You can do a mold of a giner, too.



Or so I've been told.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You can do a mold of a giner, too.



Or so I've been told.

Wanna trade molds?

 

[RP-29]

You can do a mold of a giner, too.



Or so I've been told.

You've had it done so you could lick your own pooner, didn't you?

 

[moxie]

You've had it done so you could lick your own pooner, didn't you?

I don't eat at the Y, thankyouverymuch.

 

[RP-29]

I don't eat at the Y, thankyouverymuch.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Coupons for a free handjob.

Speaking of. I tend to horde my white elephant gifts. So I apparently have 35 handi coupons. Can I redeem these all at once with you?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Speaking of. I tend to horde my white elephant gifts. So I apparently have 35 handi coupons. Can I redeem these all at once with you?

Not sure I understand the logistics on that. Would you be getting 35 at once, or would they be consecutive?

 

[Handicappers]

A Merkin is a nice gift

 

[ill]

A Merkin is a nice gift

I might buy a bunch of MAGA gear...

similar idea

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Amazon product ASIN B00V3WULT4