tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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So, I know you were all waiting with bated breath, but I was first loser for both the gingerbread house decorating AND the costume contest. I didn't even know there was a costume contest, so yay me for putting something together in 3 minutes. But fuck Kelly and her stupid light up necklace. So annoying. And fuck you to Jade for making a "wishful thinking" gingerbread house set in "hawaii". That dying "palm tree" was so ugly.
 
So, I know you were all waiting with bated breath, but I was first loser for both the gingerbread house decorating AND the costume contest. I didn't even know there was a costume contest, so yay me for putting something together in 3 minutes. But fuck Kelly and her stupid light up necklace. So annoying. And fuck you to Jade for making a "wishful thinking" gingerbread house set in "hawaii". That dying "palm tree" was so ugly.

 
So, I know you were all waiting with bated breath, but I was first loser for both the gingerbread house decorating AND the costume contest. I didn't even know there was a costume contest, so yay me for putting something together in 3 minutes. But fuck Kelly and her stupid light up necklace. So annoying. And fuck you to Jade for making a "wishful thinking" gingerbread house set in "hawaii". That dying "palm tree" was so ugly.
Like I said, either the best ever or a disaster of a house
 
Like I said, either the best ever or a disaster of a house
Well, one of the trivia questions was about how fast Santa's sleigh would have to go in order to make the trip around the world in one night. It's roughly 5 million mph. So if that fat bastard is at cruising altitude when he sees my gingerbread house, he's going to make a disaster out of it on impact.

Or maybe I chuck it off the balcony and see how the squirrels handle gumdrops and red vines.
 
So, I know you were all waiting with bated breath, but I was first loser for both the gingerbread house decorating AND the costume contest. I didn't even know there was a costume contest, so yay me for putting something together in 3 minutes. But fuck Kelly and her stupid light up necklace. So annoying. And fuck you to Jade for making a "wishful thinking" gingerbread house set in "hawaii". That dying "palm tree" was so ugly.
You LOST???

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Well, one of the trivia questions was about how fast Santa's sleigh would have to go in order to make the trip around the world in one night. It's roughly 5 million mph. So if that fat bastard is at cruising altitude when he sees my gingerbread house, he's going to make a disaster out of it on impact.

Or maybe I chuck it off the balcony and see how the squirrels handle gumdrops and red vines.
I like "Red Vines"... :nod:

Hmmm... That reminds me... Need to get some more Red Vines and Whoppers (and maybe some Gumdrops)!
 
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It needs to be three lanes. The problem is all of the trucks and the assholes who want to go 1 mph faster than the trucks so it takes forever to pass.

I fucking hate going to Nashville because of all the semis between there and Chattanooga. I-24 is mostly 2 lanes. It sucks. Coming back home is the worst.
In the last four months, I've driven across the country from LA to Baltimore to San Diego to Baltimore.

Across New Mexico and much of Iowa I was at the point of insanity over the miles and miles and miles and miles of "ROAD WORK AHEAD - LEFT LAND CLOSED" when there's no sign whatsoever that work has been done or will be done anytime soon. Hundreds and hundreds of miles of 25mph for that. Second to that are the trucks in the left lane doing 1mph faster than the trucks in the right lane with 100 cars behind them.
 
I-40 through the state of Arkansas is nothing but 18-wheels doing virtually the same speed in both lanes.
 
In the last four months, I've driven across the country from LA to Baltimore to San Diego to Baltimore.

Across New Mexico and much of Iowa I was at the point of insanity over the miles and miles and miles and miles of "ROAD WORK AHEAD - LEFT LAND CLOSED" when there's no sign whatsoever that work has been done or will be done anytime soon. Hundreds and hundreds of miles of 25mph for that. Second to that are the trucks in the left lane doing 1mph faster than the trucks in the right lane with 100 cars behind them.
25 mph?

nah
 
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