tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

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Peter Gozintite said:
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Is this where I tell him petit fours are fuckin' awesome?
They're li'l bite-sized cakes.

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williewilliejuan said:
I already have too many gadgets on my counters as it is.
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Peter Gozintite said:
I bet moxie barely has enough counter space to place a coffee cup.
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Well, I can relate... @moxie probably has more counter space than me!!

My kitchen is SMALL. I had to put up some of those "wire shelving" units across from my small counter space and keep all the other, rarely used, kitchen crap in the lower cabinets.

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Hu War Yu said:
Since @beardown07 wants to hear more kvetching this afternoon:

I finally called the place I was trying to order from yesterday. Spoke to a rep, went through the whole thing with the lady about how the website doesn't match the catalog, eck settra. She finally says "would you like to place an order over the phone?" So I says, yeah, let's do this.

She's real deliberate, going through everything reeeeeal slow like, and with a hint of Stepford in her voice. Confirms my email, name, address, everything but the CC info. Then we get down to ordering, and the thing I want, she says "Sorry, that item has been discontinued."

Now, I haven't blown muh top yet (the meditation has been working to some degree), I'm feeling somewhat in control, but I had to stop and ask, "is there ANYTHING from your actual catalog that exists? I mean, I just got this thing a week or two ago, and its the CHRISTMAS catalog, now you're telling me all the christmas stuff is gone? This is why I couldn't find any of it on the web yesterday?"

She comes back in that same Stepford cadence with, "I'm sorry that the item you requested is no longer available, but we have many other fine products, like our holiday collection of petit fours.."

Now HERE is where I almost blowed it. I interrupted: "Excuse me, but I did not call to ask about petit fours. I don't even know what petit fours are, and I'm almost certain that if I DID, I would still not want them. I called about Christmas tin #2, and if you don't have that, I'm afraid I can't complete this transaction."

"...in addition to our holiday petit fours collection, we also have an array of many other holiday favorites, such as--"

And right here is where I hung up before I screamed into the phone
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I think you should call back and speak to her manager.

Then, ask to speak to his/her director.

If you're still not satisfied, ask to speak to his/her vice president.

Then speak to the president.

Then the chairman of the board.
 
What’s the deal with kids and disposable pets? My two younger daughters just had to have these little aquatic frogs. I told them that they’re going to die. They always die.

No, they won’t Daddy.

I just now fished a dead frog out of the aquarium we just set up on Saturday.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Maybe you should move the kitchen out of the hallway....
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Yeah... THAT would be a good trick if I could! :heh:

I'd rather knock the wall out between the kitchen and living room and have a bigger kitchen...smaller LR. But I doubt the HOA and the city would approve that. :noidea:

The shelving works out good enough for me, though. :nod:
 
williewilliejuan said:
What’s the deal with kids and disposable pets? My two younger daughters just had to have these little aquatic frogs. I told them that they’re going to die. They always die.

No, they won’t Daddy.

I just now fished a dead frog out of the aquarium we just set up on Saturday.
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Get em a turtle. Those fuckers live forever
 
williewilliejuan said:
What’s the deal with kids and disposable pets? My two younger daughters just had to have these little aquatic frogs. I told them that they’re going to die. They always die.

No, they won’t Daddy.

I just now fished a dead frog out of the aquarium we just set up on Saturday.
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So the frog croaked?
 
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