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Red_Alert said:
Yup. I remember doing the 'child's kitchen' assembly on Christmas eve after putting the kids to bed. GAH!!!
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friends of mine gave their kids a trampoline for Christmas, but gave it to them as a box in the garage...

that's just dirty, IMO
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'd like to get snipped, but I'm afraid it will rob me of my essence.

Plus, I'm aware of a case (I understand it's probably one in a billion) where the guy was snipped and two years later fathered twins. :oops:
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No regerts.

It's been a good run, but sex with condoms is for squares, and my wife can't take hormonal birth control because of the stroke.
 
ill said:
friends of mine gave their kids a trampoline for Christmas, but gave it to them as a box in the garage...

that's just dirty, IMO
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Yeah, I think that's shitty.
 
Red_Alert said:
Yup. I remember doing the 'child's kitchen' assembly on Christmas eve after putting the kids to bed. GAH!!!
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That was how I learned the “truth” about Santa. Christmas Eve. Dad was apparently too deeply into the scotch to be attempting assembly and woke my brother and me up with his his cursing. The next day, we saw the thing he was attempting to assemble attributed to Santa and figured it out. We were sworn to secrecy so we didn’t ruin it for our little sister.
 
Guy Incognito said:
No regerts.

It's been a good run, but sex with condoms is for squares, and my wife can't take hormonal birth control because of the stroke.
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I don't want Mrs Redfoot to take birth control, so we just take our chances. C'est la vie.
 
kobesgame said:
4 days. Men are such pansies. I was in my office 2 days after giving birth.
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I was fine. No swelling and minor discomfort.
I just wanted to watch 4 days of uninterrupted basketball.

I'd never thought of such devious action if it weren't for my doc's suggestion on when to have it done.

He was hilarious. He walked into the room the day of the procedure with thick glasses, fake bucked teeth, and a book with a 'Vasectomies For Dummies' cover on it.
 
williewilliejuan said:
“Hey kids, wanna break your arms this spring?”
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not exactly what I meant...

their 6 yr old wakeboards and snowboards, so I see broken bones in her future anyways
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'd like to get snipped, but I'm afraid it will rob me of my essence.

Plus, I'm aware of a case (I understand it's probably one in a billion) where the guy was snipped and two years later fathered twins. :oops:
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There's no difference in libido if that's your concern. Not with me anyway. If anything the opposite because now you're free to be a horndog without worry.

They cauterize the tips where they make the snips, but do warn you they can fuse back together (in rare cases) if the tubes rub together.
 
williewilliejuan said:
“Hey kids, wanna break your arms this spring?”
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ill said:
not exactly what I meant...

their 6 yr old wakeboards and snowboards, so I see broken bones in her future anyways
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My two younger daughters are both gymnasts. There is always some overzealous parent who thinks they are a better coach than the people who they pay to coach their kids. They go out and buy gym equipment or trampolines so the kid can get extra practice. Invariably, someone breaks an arm. Happens every year.
 
Red_Alert said:
I was fine. No swelling and minor discomfort.
I just wanted to watch 4 days of uninterrupted basketball.

I'd never thought of such devious action if it weren't for my doc's suggestion on when to have it done.

He was hilarious. He walked into the room the day of the procedure with thick glasses, fake bucked teeth, and a book with a 'Vasectomies For Dummies' cover on it.
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My wife's cousin did wind up getting pregnant after her husband had gotten snipped, but apparently they didn't wait long enough after or confirm that it took.

My BIL got snipped either right after his (now) ex-wife got pregnant with their second kid, or after she was born, I don't recall exactly. He called it the best thing he's done since becoming a father.
 
Red_Alert said:
Easier to hide when it's still compact in it's box.
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yea, but then they don't get to play with it right away on Christmas morning...which isn't any fun
 
williewilliejuan said:
That was how I learned the “truth” about Santa. Christmas Eve. Dad was apparently too deeply into the scotch to be attempting assembly and woke my brother and me up with his his cursing. The next day, we saw the thing he was attempting to assemble attributed to Santa and figured it out. We were sworn to secrecy so we didn’t ruin it for our little sister.
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I got caught because I "Used the same wrapping paper as Santa, and my handwriting was the same". I was busted and didn't even try to weasel out of that. LOL It was a good run while it lasted.

One year my boy had set up a spy laser kit that he'd gotten a year before. He was going to "Catch Santa". It was a PITA turning that thing off without setting it off. Good thing I saw him setting it up and asked him what he was doing.

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MTVike said:
So, we helped a homeless couple find a "warm place" to stay on Saturday.

Son had to work an extra shift, came by after it was over to pick up his dog. We were on the stairway landing and I had a view through the front door window to the street. I saw a couple walk by on the sidewalk, looked a little closer to see if it was someone we knew. Nope. A couple second later, I see the woman backtrack and creep up our driveway. "Hey, it looks like someone lost their dog" says I, and proceed to head out to help. About that time I see Son's truck backing out of the driveway. (He'd left it idling). WTF!

Call 911, son gives a description of the truck, I describe the couple. Go over to the next door neighbor, who is a retired police detective, and wait for dispatch to send a car over. He outlines what thieves typically do after jacking a car, and it's not good.

15 minutes later my phone rings (Son's phone was in his truck) and the police have found the vehicle and arrested the miscreants. Apparently one of the patrolmen was in the exact right area when the call came over his radio and Son's description of a Captain America emblem on his truck hitch sealed the deal. The were stopped in a Win-Co parking lot. The woman who was driving said she was a former co-worker of my son's (lie) and had no idea where his phone had gone (lie). We found his phone on the street along the route they had taken after the deed. Asked why they did it, the woman said they were just looking for transportation to a warm place to get out of the cold.

So, as it turns out...they did find a "warm place" to spend the night. Merry Christmas.
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that's it, i'm not visiting montana

just not safe
 
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