Short work Week Monday

Can't start 2022 out with a bang.
Speaking of which, I usually put on surf and turf for New Year's Eve dinner and I mentioned that this weekend. Kids said they want to try king crab legs instead of lobster tails.

Frikken $46/lb. Dios mio.
 
My wife's cousin did wind up getting pregnant after her husband had gotten snipped, but apparently they didn't wait long enough after or confirm that it took.

My BIL got snipped either right after his (now) ex-wife got pregnant with their second kid, or after she was born, I don't recall exactly. He called it the best thing he's done since becoming a father.
My niece openly complained about having to give blowjobs to her husband until he was shooting only blanks.

Conjured up some nice imagery for the rest of us.
 
My niece openly complained about having to give blowjobs to her husband until he was shooting only blanks.

Conjured up some nice imagery for the rest of us.
That doesn’t even make sense. She afraid of a throat baby? Because he’s still going to shoot something after getting snipped.
 
My niece openly complained about having to give blowjobs to her husband until he was shooting only blanks.

Conjured up some nice imagery for the rest of us.
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Speaking of which, I usually put on surf and turf for New Year's Eve dinner and I mentioned that this weekend. Kids said they want to try king crab legs instead of lobster tails.

Frikken $46/lb. Dios mio.
just get some imitation crab

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My wife's cousin did wind up getting pregnant after her husband had gotten snipped, but apparently they didn't wait long enough after or confirm that it took.

My BIL got snipped either right after his (now) ex-wife got pregnant with their second kid, or after she was born, I don't recall exactly. He called it the best thing he's done since becoming a father.

My wife asked me to do it because she didn't want to take birth control anymore.

I was fine with it as we'd had a girl and a boy in 11 months (Irish twins). We'd planned to go until we got at least one of each so it worked out well.
 
My niece openly complained about having to give blowjobs to her husband until he was shooting only blanks.

Conjured up some nice imagery for the rest of us.
I am going to remind tWife that the best way to ensure that this thing works in the fastest amount of time is to make sure that everything is emptied out of the tank.

Will report back to the class later.
 
My wife asked me to do it because she didn't want to take birth control anymore.

I was fine with it as we'd had a girl and a boy in 11 months (Irish twins). We'd planned to go until we got at least one of each so it worked out well.
Yeah, ours are more spaced out, but we have one of each as well. Wife didn't want to have two in diapers at the same time.
 
I got caught because I "Used the same wrapping paper as Santa, and my handwriting was the same". I was busted and didn't even try to weasel out of that. LOL It was a good run while it lasted.

One year my boy had set up a spy laser kit that he'd gotten a year before. He was going to "Catch Santa". It was a PITA turning that thing off without setting it off. Good thing I saw him setting it up and asked him what he was doing.

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Correction.

He'd gotten it for his birthday a few months before that Christmas.
 
Yeah, ours are more spaced out, but we have one of each as well. Wife didn't want to have two in diapers at the same time.

It was a pain at times having two in 11 months. From toddler on it's been great because they're as close as twins with each other.
 
That doesn’t even make sense. She afraid of a throat baby? Because he’s still going to shoot something after getting snipped.
BJ's until his sperm count was nil.
 
Speaking of which, I usually put on surf and turf for New Year's Eve dinner and I mentioned that this weekend. Kids said they want to try king crab legs instead of lobster tails.

Frikken $46/lb. Dios mio.
We had beef tenderloin and lobster tails last night. About $150. Still cheaper than going out and we had fun making everything.

Also, I have a vicious hangover today.
 
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