Your scariest experience with an animal

dbldwn711 said:
Got mauled by this Asian cocktail waitress after she got off work one night. She was a complete animal. Nearly killed me. Still got a scar from that night.
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I was gonna say I ran into a Pussy Willow that tried to take me down and caught a night shift from a Red Snapper once.
 
Once while hiking through the Outback with my dog, a Kangaroo decided to kidnap my dog. I was able to teach that Roo a thing or two! Don't fuck with my dawg!

 
williewilliejuan said:
About five years ago, I took a friend’s three year son to the Cincinnati zoo. I got a little hungry and decided to get a churro. The kid was watching the gorillas, so I figured I’d leave him there while I waited for my snack. The next thing I know, I hear people screaming and turn to see the three year old hopping the fence into the gorilla enclosure.

At that point, all hell broke loose. The zookeepers were freaking out. One of the male gorillas starting picking up the kid and carrying him around, eventually taking him up a ladder. Long story short, they ended up shooting the gorilla and killing him.

Fucking kid’s parents never did pay me for babysitting that day.
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Too soon.

Comedy Hank GIF by Barstool Sports
 
Bayou Tiger said:
Once while hiking through the Outback with my dog, a Kangaroo decided to kidnap my dog. I was able to teach that Roo a thing or two! Don't fuck with my dawg!

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That kangaroo could have fucked that dude up if it wanted to
 
Kburjr said:
Go around.
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I don’t get off the interstate or stop there. Fuel up in Paducah and then again somewhere between St Louis and Kansas City. I ain’t spending a dime in Illinois
 
Doing about 140 + MPH on my little Suzuki TL1000R, on a country back road when that little doe steps out onto the road.... She jumped over me, my buddy saw it all & I shit my pants!!!
 
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