tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

[beardown07]

I'd just like to say, when it rarely gets even close to 32*, a half inch of snow is more annoying than a foot of snow.

 

[moxie]

Anyone know how to make good dumplings? My grandma made some damn good pheasant and dumplings for Christmas with some pheasant that I killed in SD and it was damn good. She wrote down the recipe for me, but while the pheasant and sauce is good, the dumplings are pretty meh. Edible, but not near as good as my grandma's. I'm still gonna take em to my NYE gathering because those hifalutin fucks don't know what good dumplings taste like, but for future reference for me. I've still got several birds in the freezer.

For dumplings & all things bread-adjacent, it’s all about technique. Number one (okay, 1.5, because ingredients are super key) is no over-handling the dough. Turns biscuits/dumplings into hockey pucks. Something something gluten activation. It’s science, bro.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Thing about that is, where did all the excess skin go?

People Rinds. A healthy, self-made snack.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

For dumplings & all things bread-adjacent, it’s all about technique. Number one (okay, 1.5, because ingredients are super key) is no over-handling the dough. Turns biscuits/dumplings into hockey pucks. Something something gluten activation. It’s science, bro.

Probably the issue. I can't make a decent biscuit to save my life.

 

[Dolemite censored]

For dumplings & all things bread-adjacent, it’s all about technique. Number one (okay, 1.5, because ingredients are super key) is no over-handling the dough. Turns biscuits/dumplings into hockey pucks. Something something gluten activation. It’s science, bro.

I rate this as monumentally unhelpful.

 

[moxie]

Where the fuck is @Camfantasy again?

 

[BigRedMoe]

People who have pussy firework dogs, just don't do enough yelling and beating it. Period.

My tard cuddles up next to me, while I'm screaming at the Bears game. Fireworks ain't got shit on that.



With that said, can we outlaw commercials with fucking doorbells in em'?

And car horns.

 

[moxie]

I rate this as monumentally unhelpful.

I rate you as monumentally retarded AF.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Where the fuck is @Camfantasy again?

Lost some weight. Now making people rinds.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Where the fuck is @Camfantasy again?

He has been way less visible here ever since he went and got that DC weed.

Im just sayin'

 

[moxie]

He has been way less visible here ever since he went and got that DC weed.

Im just sayin'

wonder if he’s in jail

 

[Dolemite censored]

I rate you as monumentally retarded AF.

Call me and we can work this out.

 

[beardown07]

wonder if he’s in jail

He got tossed in that DC Gitmo with the insurrectionists, and is currently some MAGAT's bitch gimp.

 

[moxie]

Call me and we can work this out.

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Momentary lapse! I was under stress! It was a leap year! My concussions! PTSD!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

7....feels like -12

-14 feels like -36.

 

[beardown07]

-14 feels like -36.

Bit nipply. You in Canada?

 

[Hu War Yu]

53...feels like 51

 

[moxie]

45…feels like I don’t have a clue because I still haven’t gone outside.

Wish this dog could reach the doorknob. And turn it. And open the door to let herself out. Then close the door behind her. Then let herself back in when she’s done.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Bit nipply. You in Canada?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

45…feels like I don’t have a clue because I still haven’t gone outside.

Wish this dog could reach the doorknob. And turn it. And open the door to let herself out. Then close the door behind her. Then let herself back in when she’s done.