I'm gonna die

[Kburjr]

Good idea. Try this: Imagine you did get a test and that it was positive. Plan accordingly- stay in bed, have some soup.

Does that work for Avian flu?

 

[White Knight]

I have 5. That's as many as I'll ever have. Four girls and one boy to carry on the family name.

Are you the father or did your wife screw the mailman?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Good idea. Try this: Imagine you did get a test and that it was positive. Plan accordingly- stay in bed, have some soup.

Exactly! I don't feel good so I am going to take it easy and treat myself as if I am sick. Novel

 

[White Knight]

testing your sense of taste no doubt. Hope it comes back soon so you can fully enjoy.

Ask him if the pussy he licks still tastes good.

 

[HammerDown]

I missed some of the posts in this thread but is this a common thing now: when a couple gets sick (like they have cold/flu symptoms and shit) they just automatically tell everyone they have COVID?

So if you get sick, you have COVID.

Un-fuckin-believable.

We have acquaintances who are in their late 20's. Have flu-like symptoms, tell us they have COVID. My wife: "Did they tell you if you have the new variant or not?" Them: "Oh, we haven't gotten tested."

pfft

The amount of bullshit (and money and power) generated from this lab-borne virus is beyond belief.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Are you the father or did your wife screw the mailman?

Is that your experience trailer salesman? Your wife sleeps around on you while you are at the trailer lot trying in vain to sale one of your trailer houses?

Awww...guess it sucks for you trailer salesman.

 

[White Knight]

Does that work for Avian flu?

A wine enema works great according to Handi.

 

[TechRaiderRider]

I missed some of the posts in this thread but is this a common thing now: when a couple gets sick (like they have cold/flu symptoms and shit) they just automatically tell everyone they have COVID?

So if you get sick, you have COVID.

Un-fuckin-believable.

We have acquaintances who are in their late 20's. Have flu-like symptoms, tell us they have COVID. My wife: "Did they tell you if you have the new variant or not?" Them: "Oh, we haven't gotten tested."

pfft

The amount of bullshit (and money and power) generated from this lab-borne virus is beyond belief.

all the cool kids have the 'rona -

 

[White Knight]

Is that your experience trailer salesman? Your wife sleeps around on you while you are at the trailer lot trying in vain to sale one of your trailer houses?

Awww...guess it sucks for you trailer salesman.

A weak reply. Try being more creative.

 

[Kburjr]

If I isolated any more, I'd have to kick the wife and dog out. My dog can't cook.

Choices

 

[DragonFromTo]

i thought your wife was a private investigator ?

How/where do you think they get the samples to test?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

 

[Bayou Tiger]

A weak reply. Try being more creative.

Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!

 

[Kburjr]

Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!

Have you seen the price of used cars lately? Think I'll sell our vehicles and buy some mules.

 

[beardown07]

um...Okay! hahaha

I don't get this response?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Have you seen the price of used cars lately? Think I'll sell our vehicles and buy some mules.

Mules ain't cheap either these days, but I'll say anyone who has ever trail rode a good mule would never wanna trail ride a horse again.

 

[White Knight]

Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!

Another weak retort. Come back when you find something more original to say.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!

It was this kind of talk that lead our friend Rock to feel so much pressure to lie about his job. Insensitive, brah.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I don't get this response?

I had it. Never got tested. Never got sick either.

Why would you think you had it, if you never got sick or never were tested?

 

[beardown07]

I had it. Never got tested. Never got sick either.


Why would you think you had it, if you never got sick or never were tested?

Maybe you should read the rest of the post. Ya know, the part about losing my smell and taste for a month.