I'm gonna die

I have 5. That's as many as I'll ever have. Four girls and one boy to carry on the family name.
Are you the father or did your wife screw the mailman?
 
I missed some of the posts in this thread but is this a common thing now: when a couple gets sick (like they have cold/flu symptoms and shit) they just automatically tell everyone they have COVID?

So if you get sick, you have COVID.

Un-fuckin-believable.

We have acquaintances who are in their late 20's. Have flu-like symptoms, tell us they have COVID. My wife: "Did they tell you if you have the new variant or not?" Them: "Oh, we haven't gotten tested."

pfft

The amount of bullshit (and money and power) generated from this lab-borne virus is beyond belief.
 
Are you the father or did your wife screw the mailman?
Is that your experience trailer salesman? Your wife sleeps around on you while you are at the trailer lot trying in vain to sale one of your trailer houses?

Awww...guess it sucks for you trailer salesman.
 
I missed some of the posts in this thread but is this a common thing now: when a couple gets sick (like they have cold/flu symptoms and shit) they just automatically tell everyone they have COVID?

So if you get sick, you have COVID.

Un-fuckin-believable.

We have acquaintances who are in their late 20's. Have flu-like symptoms, tell us they have COVID. My wife: "Did they tell you if you have the new variant or not?" Them: "Oh, we haven't gotten tested."

pfft

The amount of bullshit (and money and power) generated from this lab-borne virus is beyond belief.
all the cool kids have the 'rona -
 
Is that your experience trailer salesman? Your wife sleeps around on you while you are at the trailer lot trying in vain to sale one of your trailer houses?

Awww...guess it sucks for you trailer salesman.
A weak reply. Try being more creative.
 
If I isolated any more, I'd have to kick the wife and dog out. My dog can't cook.

Choices
 
A weak reply. Try being more creative.

Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!
 
Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!
Have you seen the price of used cars lately? Think I'll sell our vehicles and buy some mules.
 
Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!
Another weak retort. Come back when you find something more original to say.
 
Try to be less of a retard and maybe you can get a better job than trying to sale trailer houses.

If you applied yourself and cleaned your self up. got sober and quit shitting your pants maybe you could move up in careers and become a used car salesman. Wouldn't that be an exciting leap for you!
It was this kind of talk that lead our friend Rock to feel so much pressure to lie about his job. Insensitive, brah.
 
I had it. Never got tested. Never got sick either.


Why would you think you had it, if you never got sick or never were tested?
Maybe you should read the rest of the post. Ya know, the part about losing my smell and taste for a month.
 
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