Hit a deer coming back from Waffle House...

Have at er

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Dumps like a truck, truck, truck
 
a real man would have dragged it out of the ravine, loaded it into the backseat and called someone to butcher the fucker
A real man would butcher it himself
 
A real man would butcher it himself
Meh who has time for that?

And let's be real here...OP is driving a Honda Pilot. You think he qualifies as a "real man"?
 
Nope.

it’s a field rat. That sometimes eats twigs and sticks, cuz whatever.

You can put in a field plot, leave corn standing, throw out carrots, they’ll eat twigs and branches. They’re dumb af.

Dumbest wild animal I’ve ever been around. They could disappear and my life would be better off. Crop prices would drop, but yield would increase and I could drive home in peace 24-7.
This. I can handle the backstraps...maybe some chili, but it's not my preferred meat.

Now Elk? That's an entirely different discussion. That may be the best meat there is. Elk graze, deer eat fucking anything.
 
This. I can handle the backstraps...maybe some chili, but it's not my preferred meat.

Now Elk? That's an entirely different discussion. That may be the best meat there is. Elk graze, deer eat fucking anything.

@ill can't kill elk with his car
 
This. I can handle the backstraps...maybe some chili, but it's not my preferred meat.

Now Elk? That's an entirely different discussion. That may be the best meat there is. Elk graze, deer eat fucking anything.
Elk, moose...yeah, they are superior. However, the deer in my area of Illinois are corn fed delicacies. That pine needle version in the northern states is sub par.
 
a real man would have dragged it out of the ravine, loaded it into the backseat and called someone to butcher the fucker

Poor @ill doesn't have a clue how stupid he actually is. Please take the time to point it out to him every chance you get.
 
Meh who has time for that?

And let's be real here...OP is driving a Honda Pilot. You think he qualifies as a "real man"?
Don't you drive a little bitty TOYota pickup?

Some manly wheels right there....hahaha what a sissy!
 
Don't you drive a little bitty TOYota pickup?

Some manly wheels right there....hahaha what a sissy!
Your obsession with me is noted, Tigger
 
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