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Guy Incognito said:
Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.
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Dude, your story is really similar to Jakology’s. Do y’all know each other?
 
fordman84 said:
OH YEAH! Forgot all about that. He was a GT fan wasn't he? I think I was confused about why he melted down. can't follow the link back to that site though, personal choice of mine until Harold comes over here and personally apologizes for being a cunt.
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That’s the guy
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Didn’t stop you though did it?
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turned on GIF
 
fordman84 said:
He was all sorts of insecure and special.
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He was telling me about how his friend's cousin's dental hygienist knows this band that's making big bucks because their song was used in a national commercial.

I told him they didn't make big bucks off that and he asked how I know. I told him someone very close to me in in a band that has had multiple songs used in national commercial campaigns, and while the paychecks are nothing to sneeze at, it's not really moving the needle for a band with five members.

He went crazy. "That is bullshit! You don't know anyone in a band. You're just trying to one up me because you're so insecure! If you know someone in a band, why have you never mentioned it before?!"

Well, because I'm not on here desperately seeking approval from strangers.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
He was telling me about how his friend's cousin's dental hygienist knows this band that's making big bucks because their song was used in a national commercial.

I told him they didn't make big bucks off that and he asked how I know. I told him someone very close to me in in a band that has had multiple songs used in national commercial campaigns, and while the paychecks are nothing to sneeze at, it's not really moving the needle for a band with five members.

He went crazy. "That is bullshit! You don't know anyone in a band. You're just trying to one up me because you're so insecure! If you know someone in a band, why have you never mentioned it before?!"

Well, because I'm not on here desperately seeking approval from strangers.
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Lulz.

"My friends get to hang out with some 80s metal band well after their popularity peaked, I am super cool!"
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
But with that said, I’d welcome Rock back. I feel like we were all supportive of Jakology after his Lying Sack of Shit deal, but he melted down anyways
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I would definitely welcome him back.

He was entertaining, and I assume that 80% of the people on here are full of shit anyway.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
I'd try and find it, but having to waft through a cornucopia of pictures of friends of friends cousins standing next to cover band singers on facebook posts and 1984 Maxim bunnies of the year would take up half my day.
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It’s not worth the risk.

quite a bit ago, I reposted a picture of him here by screenshotting one of his old posts. Well that saves his picture to my phone.

so I’m at the phone store and the dude is helping me transfer my shit from one phone to the new one. And up pops his fucking picture hiding behind the pot plant, and the salesman says “ oh, you cultivate too?”

how humiliating.
 
fordman84 said:
OH YEAH! Forgot all about that. He was a GT fan wasn't he? I think I was confused about why he melted down. can't follow the link back to that site though, personal choice of mine until Harold comes over here and personally apologizes for being a cunt.
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i always thought he was a bit of a weirdo, tbh

when i first saw his meltdown my thought was "Interesting, but not too surprising"

he was one of those GT fans that thought the Jackets should be a powerhouse b/c they are located in Atlanta. completely ignoring that the school isn't built for that.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
He was telling me about how his friend's cousin's dental hygienist knows this band that's making big bucks because their song was used in a national commercial.

I told him they didn't make big bucks off that and he asked how I know. I told him someone very close to me in in a band that has had multiple songs used in national commercial campaigns, and while the paychecks are nothing to sneeze at, it's not really moving the needle for a band with five members.

He went crazy. "That is bullshit! You don't know anyone in a band. You're just trying to one up me because you're so insecure! If you know someone in a band, why have you never mentioned it before?!"

Well, because I'm not on here desperately seeking approval from strangers.
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Did he post a photo of a backyard party to prove that his friends cousins dental hygienist didn't know the band, and then demand an apology? :pound:
 
Was doublejive the jerry curl guy? beat up wolves on meth?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
He was a salesman, which is nothing to be ashamed of, but him being an English major that filled in for an engineer one day and was a natural and had the job handed to him was less believable than DoubleJive going to Antarctica
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Flavortown Tebow said:
He couldn't even keep that cape straight.

He bragged about hanging out at the dock and being buddy-buddy with the Fedex guy.

I'm not sure Elon Musk's right hand engine design guy is answering the door bell to sign for packages.
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He definitely worked in shipping and receiving for whatever company hired him. I knew he was full of shit right from the start when I joined the old hoop.
 
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