Stir Friday

milk my butthole
That implies that there is something that could get milked, like a pink sock, and that a whitish liquid would come out.

Is that what you were going for there?
 
Pro move standing your ground and refusing the delivery.
May the first cold as F Beer you get out of your eventually delivered new refrigerator taste like victory.

While the damage amounted to some dents in stainless steel on the front door and freezer drawer, it probably would've worked fine. However, considering this is a $3k+ refrigerator (on sale), I'm not going to accept it. Not that big of a deal, since we do have refrigerator that works. This was an upgrade with additional space needed for the extra food being delivered for school meals for 4 kids, plus our typical needs. We've gotten by for the last 6 weeks, so we can get by for another week or so until a replacement arrives.

The wife is disappointed mainly because our current fridge's icemaker has been broken for some time now. We've been buying bags the last several years, as she's the only one that needs ice in her drinks, and that adds up over time. They new fridge has the "craft ice" maker (what I call whiskey ice - spherical ice) so she was disappointed to not have it today, but she'll get over it.


 
While the damage amounted to some dents in stainless steel on the front door and freezer drawer, it probably would've worked fine. However, considering this is a $3k+ refrigerator (on sale), I'm not going to accept it. Not that big of a deal, since we do have refrigerator that works. This was an upgrade with additional space needed for the extra food being delivered for school meals for 4 kids, plus our typical needs. We've gotten by for the last 6 weeks, so we can get by for another week or so until a replacement arrives.

The wife is disappointed mainly because our current fridge's icemaker has been broken for some time now. We've been buying bags the last several years, as she's the only one that needs ice in her drinks, and that adds up over time. They new fridge has the "craft ice" maker (what I call whiskey ice - spherical ice) so she was disappointed to not have it today, but she'll get over it.


Does she eat/crunch the ice?
 
While the damage amounted to some dents in stainless steel on the front door and freezer drawer, it probably would've worked fine. However, considering this is a $3k+ refrigerator (on sale), I'm not going to accept it. Not that big of a deal, since we do have refrigerator that works. This was an upgrade with additional space needed for the extra food being delivered for school meals for 4 kids, plus our typical needs. We've gotten by for the last 6 weeks, so we can get by for another week or so until a replacement arrives.

The wife is disappointed mainly because our current fridge's icemaker has been broken for some time now. We've been buying bags the last several years, as she's the only one that needs ice in her drinks, and that adds up over time. They new fridge has the "craft ice" maker (what I call whiskey ice - spherical ice) so she was disappointed to not have it today, but she'll get over it.


Oh my goodness that ice is spectacular.
Also man enough to admit my second thought was "What size is the ice so I can get the correct size of PVC pipe to make a spherical ice gun."
Spherical ice gun > potato gun
No evidence of assault with a spherical ice gun, It's science.
 
While the damage amounted to some dents in stainless steel on the front door and freezer drawer, it probably would've worked fine. However, considering this is a $3k+ refrigerator (on sale), I'm not going to accept it. Not that big of a deal, since we do have refrigerator that works. This was an upgrade with additional space needed for the extra food being delivered for school meals for 4 kids, plus our typical needs. We've gotten by for the last 6 weeks, so we can get by for another week or so until a replacement arrives.

The wife is disappointed mainly because our current fridge's icemaker has been broken for some time now. We've been buying bags the last several years, as she's the only one that needs ice in her drinks, and that adds up over time. They new fridge has the "craft ice" maker (what I call whiskey ice - spherical ice) so she was disappointed to not have it today, but she'll get over it.


Damn Pelosi, why don't you just eat some ice cream in front of us too.
 
Oh my goodness that ice is spectacular.
Also man enough to admit my second thought was "What size is the ice so I can get the correct size of PVC pipe to make a spherical ice gun."
Spherical ice gun > potato gun
No evidence of assault with a spherical ice gun, It's science.
I think I saw that on an episode of Hunter.
 
While the damage amounted to some dents in stainless steel on the front door and freezer drawer, it probably would've worked fine. However, considering this is a $3k+ refrigerator (on sale), I'm not going to accept it. Not that big of a deal, since we do have refrigerator that works. This was an upgrade with additional space needed for the extra food being delivered for school meals for 4 kids, plus our typical needs. We've gotten by for the last 6 weeks, so we can get by for another week or so until a replacement arrives.

The wife is disappointed mainly because our current fridge's icemaker has been broken for some time now. We've been buying bags the last several years, as she's the only one that needs ice in her drinks, and that adds up over time. They new fridge has the "craft ice" maker (what I call whiskey ice - spherical ice) so she was disappointed to not have it today, but she'll get over it.


cat monocle GIF
 
Does she eat/crunch the ice?

Sometimes. She likes the "crumbled"/nugget ice that you'll find at Chick-fil-a or Sonic the best, but then since it isn't offered in a refrigerator, she liked the idea of the spheres to not melt as quickly.

I personally don't give a damn, as I drink my bourbon neat and water from the tap. It makes the wifey happy, so oh well.
 
*Me on a conference call*

Mrs Pnk starts talking to me

then

Mrs Pnk: Oh, you're not even listening (storms off)


No I wasn't listening, I was on a call and being asked questions
 
*Me on a conference call*

Mrs Pnk starts talking to me

then

Mrs Pnk: Oh, you're not even listening (storms off)


No I wasn't listening, I was on a call and being asked questions
*Obligatory Mrs pnk complaint*
 
While it's certainly a splurge, you've got to find something that is a bright spot from the pandemic quarantine, if you can.
 
Minshew lost me all my hoopies. I'm off the MANIA.
 
*Obligatory Mrs pnk complaint*

more like I somehow was the jerk for being on a work call during my work day and had to pay attention to said call

She was mad at murray as he got out of his harness on their walk to chase geese and wanted to tell me about it. I was apparently supposed to put my meeting on hold

it's fine now though. We talked it out. All is good
 
more like I somehow was the jerk for being on a work call during my work day and had to pay attention to said call

She was mad at murray as he got out of his harness on their walk to chase geese and wanted to tell me about it. I was apparently supposed to put my meeting on hold

it's fine now though. We talked it out. All is good

Work in the office. Close the door.
 
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