Hot shower Friday

RubinRock said:
Nothing about porking in a pool is appealing.
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I had sex with a girl I dated in college in the pool of her family's condo at Myrtle Beach. Went there with her whole family, and the pool was legit the only place we could be "alone".
 
Morning all

I'm onto the NBA. They're trying to cover up they rig the NBA draft by letting MN win the lottery again. They realized they've screwed MN too long, the most frequent team in the lottery has never moved up, so they rectified it. If it weren't for bad luck with ping pong balls, we'd have multiple titles by now


Twins beat the brewers. All is right in the world
 
gobucks0409 said:
I have pissed on the sink a couple times... Single bathroom apartments.
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One of my friends was staying in a hotel with her husband. They ended up with food poisoning and it hit him about 2 minutes before it hit her. He was using the only toilet and there wasn't a common area hotel bathroom anywhere close to their room. So she had to shit in the hotel garbage can and then find a dumpster to throw it away in.

Makes me laugh every time I think about it.
 
pnkpanther said:
Morning all

I'm onto the NBA. They're trying to cover up they rig the NBA draft by letting MN win the lottery again. They realized they've screwed MN too long, the most frequent team in the lottery has never moved up, so they rectified it. If it weren't for bad luck with ping pong balls, we'd have multiple titles by now


Twins beat the brewers. All is right in the world
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False, the T-Wolves had a shit load of high picks in the 90's.
 
kobesgame said:
One of my friends was staying in a hotel with her husband. They ended up with food poisoning and it hit him about 2 minutes before it hit her. He was using the only toilet and there wasn't a common area hotel bathroom anywhere close to their room. So she had to shit in the hotel garbage can and then find a dumpster to throw it away in.

Makes me laugh every time I think about it.
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WHY? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS?
 
ill said:
played a great front 9 at a course I don't usually play, but they had just aerated the greens and it was like putting through a sandtrap on some of the holes.

the back 9....they were not good. Lost many balls hitting the ball into the setting sun and just my GAF.

got a Five Guys burger on my way home. That was my highlight.
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In the little town I lived in during elementary school, there were sand greens. Weird as fuck.
 
Guy Incognito said:
You should hear all of HER stories.

There's a reason we call pooping your pants "kobesgaming" in these parts.
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She needs to create a separate thread for that (pun intended) shit...
 
ill said:
oh they'd be pissing in your Hydroflask.
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Was once stuck in traffic on the bridge between Oakland and San Francisco, trying to get to the airport. My friend ended up having to piss in a Starbucks cup. Again, still makes me laugh.
 
Guy Incognito said:
I had sex with a girl I dated in college in the pool of her family's condo at Myrtle Beach. Went there with her whole family, and the pool was legit the only place we could be "alone".
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Are you sure you were alone? Because I had a strangely very similar experience
 
pnkpanther said:
Morning all

I'm onto the NBA. They're trying to cover up they rig the NBA draft by letting MN win the lottery again. They realized they've screwed MN too long, the most frequent team in the lottery has never moved up, so they rectified it. If it weren't for bad luck with ping pong balls, we'd have multiple titles by now


Twins beat the brewers. All is right in the world
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You guys took Johnny Flynn over Steph curry man. We literally had a whole page of fuckups from the wolves we were discussing in the mock draft board.

They did acknowledge the 92 lotto sucked not getting Shaq or Zo
 
Guy Incognito said:
Made peach crisp last night.

That was goddamn delicious.
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Pink Cake GIF
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Are you sure you were alone? Because I had a strangely very similar experience
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Up until another couple got into the pool and started manhandling each other, yes.

We were at least trying to be discreet about it.
 
kobesgame said:
Was once stuck in traffic on the bridge between Oakland and San Francisco, trying to get to the airport. My friend ended up having to piss in a Starbucks cup. Again, still makes me laugh.
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Well the fall weekends are starting with HS football tonight in IN. See how long it lasts before it gets shut down. Some games are getting canceled due to COVID and some schools are already going to a hybrid or virtual after a week or so of in person.
 
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