Let's take a moment and LOL at the Texans

Josh McCown, what 17 years of NFL experience, played under and learned a lot of different schemes, helped train up young qbs. That’s fantastic and all, but wtf? As a head coach!?
he would be awesome for like a QB coach to help Mills.
But the fucking head coach? He’s like an assistant in HS

Jack Easterby is a gigantic POS
 
Josh McCown, what 17 years of NFL experience, played under and learned a lot of different schemes, helped train up young qbs. That’s fantastic and all, but wtf? As a head coach!?
he would be awesome for like a QB coach to help Mills.
But the fucking head coach? He’s like an assistant in HS

Jack Easterby is a gigantic POS


Josh McCown as a head coach?? To manage the Texans football team??

He couldn't manage to get my cock out of his mouth....

I'm done with these jackasses in Houston thinking we will support any old dumb shit they throw at us...

So the Texans shot callers wants us to go from a Plug to an ain't shit plug????

Some dumb fuckery going on around here my dude... WTF is Sean Payton doing??
 
Josh McCown as a head coach?? To manage the Texans football team??

He couldn't manage to get my cock out of his mouth....

I'm done with these jackasses in Houston thinking we will support any old dumb shit they throw at us...

So the Texans shot callers wants us to go from a Plug to an ain't shit plug????

Some dumb fuckery going on around here my dude... WTF is Sean Payton doing??
Taking big TV money for a year or two until the right opportunity opens up…or the Cowboys finally fire McCarthy?
 
Taking big TV money for a year or two until the right opportunity opens up…or the Cowboys finally fire McCarthy?

Yea i know..

I'm just saying if they are going to do this .... I'd rather fold the team up and not play for the next 4 or 5 years and save up some money to bring a real coach in here...

We haven't had one coach in the History of the Texans worth a fuck... And this is why... We bring dumb shit in here and expect a miracle to happen..
 
Yeah, that's what we need.

A head coaching candidate being endorsed by Bobby Petrino.

Can it get more Texans than that!

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Your franchise quarterback forced you to trade him.

TO CLEVELAND!

You can't get any more LOL @ the Texans than that.
 
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Who the hell did we draft this year? Charlie Brown and the gang??

Who the hell is going to be our QB??

Still don't have a QB worth a fuck...

Tell me something.... What good football team does not start with a great coach and great QB?? Name one.

We always try and do this shit with a aint shit coach and aint shit QB...

I'm prepared for another 4 win season right now..
 
Who the hell did we draft this year? Charlie Brown and the gang??

Who the hell is going to be our QB??

Still don't have a QB worth a fuck...

Tell me something.... What good football team does not start with a great coach and great QB?? Name one.

We always try and do this shit with a aint shit coach and aint shit QB...

I'm prepared for another 4 win season right now..
Bro. We have fucking General Mills! He didn’t look terrible down he stretch. He got more comfortable. We need players at all positions and there wasn’t much at the QB position in this draft. This is going to take a few years to unfuck. We have first rounders for the next few seasons, can get a QB if we asses we need it. We don’t have a time that is attractive to a veteran right now either so would be hard to get someone on free agency and pay them a fuck load of monies.

Hope the CB and safety we picked up will be worth a shit, our secondary has been garbage for years.
 
Bro. We have fucking General Mills! He didn’t look terrible down he stretch. He got more comfortable. We need players at all positions and there wasn’t much at the QB position in this draft. This is going to take a few years to unfuck. We have first rounders for the next few seasons, can get a QB if we asses we need it. We don’t have a time that is attractive to a veteran right now either so would be hard to get someone on free agency and pay them a fuck load of monies.

Hope the CB and safety we picked up will be worth a shit, our secondary has been garbage for years.


Let this sink in.... 20 years...

Yes we've had a football team for 20 years (Texans)

We've had 4 double digit winning seasons..

Does that qualify us to be "America's Team"??

Bro, WE been a bunch of ain't shit mf'ers since they cut the ribbon in Houston...

We doing something wrong... Ain't no sense in this..
 
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