Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

Peter Gozintite said:
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That was really good! I never heard of that guy now I want to watch his whole act.

I'm out of coffee, zilch! I quit using ave&ave in my coffee too. The Kroger brand always spoils on me BEFORE the use by date. Sometimes I would use it anyway but only when it first turned shitty. I might even shed a pound or two from skipping that stuff. I already lost some weight in my face it looks like. I use milk instead. Not skim milk though. Fuck that shit!

You know how they make skim milk? You know when you clean off your dry wall tools? That is how its made, in giant ass vats!

Mkay friends, I guess I will have some strong tea and go tidy up my workshop. If I don't fuck around too much I should be done by 12 noon Eastern.
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A Major change of plans, friends! After loafing all morning I finally sauntered down to the Dungeon of Labor and um, well it was only 54 friggin degrees down there! There wasn't any wind chill or anything but still, so I changed up my plans.

Instead I'm taking my Power Wheels for a spin, I'm gonna get some coffee to take home and one to drink too, and maybe some donuts and then when I get back, IF I FEEL LIKE IT, I might just fix my flat tire on Workin Man's Friend and be done with it! Good Day!
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Good morning, friends! I just woke up a little bit ago, woke up in a good mood!

I had a good weekend too, I got some things done, both house and hobby.

And I shall discuss my weekend activities at the proper thread. But first I have to go get some coffee. I probably wouldn't drink coffee if it didn't have caffeine in it. I like the way black tea tastes better than coffee. I put milk and sugar in my tea the same as my coffee.

I'm still searching for a date to the Cripples Ball, I ain't asking Bunny. Because she'd REJECT me, HMPHHH.
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Parka said:
Good morning, friends! I just woke up a little bit ago, woke up in a good mood!

I had a good weekend too, I got some things done, both house and hobby.

And I shall discuss my weekend activities at the proper thread. But first I have to go get some coffee. I probably wouldn't drink coffee if it didn't have caffeine in it. I like the way black tea tastes better than coffee. I put milk and sugar in my tea the same as my coffee.

I'm still searching for a date to the Cripples Ball, I ain't asking Bunny. Because she'd REJECT me, HMPHHH.
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I'm glad you are doing well and don't give up on finding a date for the Ball.
 
Parka said:
Good morning, friends! I just woke up a little bit ago, woke up in a good mood!

I had a good weekend too, I got some things done, both house and hobby.

And I shall discuss my weekend activities at the proper thread. But first I have to go get some coffee. I probably wouldn't drink coffee if it didn't have caffeine in it. I like the way black tea tastes better than coffee. I put milk and sugar in my tea the same as my coffee.

I'm still searching for a date to the Cripples Ball, I ain't asking Bunny. Because she'd REJECT me, HMPHHH.
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When you feel good, dont let it go to waste!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
When you feel good, dont let it go to waste!
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That's the thing though. I'm sore as flock on my back but it goes through to my front, I been hospitalized 5 times in the past 19 years for blood clots in my lungs and I know that feeling too well.

I'm having Bunny drive me to the VA emergency room to get this looked at just in case. I hope it's nothing.
 
Not quite enough morphine! But good news is there are no clots in my lungs and I can go home tomorrow. Both my legs have clots though.

I was in the ER all night, I didn't get admitted until this morning. I still have that pain all the way from my chest to my back and so far it's baffling. They will give me a stress test in the morning to look at any heart problems.
 
The hoop site doesn't work very well here, I tried to quote @NU_FTW and it wouldn't take. Mostly I want to talk about my fish tank, at the proper thread of course!
 
Parka said:
The hoop site doesn't work very well here, I tried to quote @NU_FTW and it wouldn't take. Mostly I want to talk about my fish tank, at the proper thread of course!
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Sure it isnt a drug induced failure?
 
Parka said:
No but the stuff takes forever to load amongst other oddities! I'm gonna try my hobby thread!
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You make it home or you still up in the hospital
 
Hi Friends, I got home about 4 hours ago and everything is good. If I had waited just ONE more day, I woulda noticed a slight improvement in the chest/back pain and probably would have stayed home. It's that the pain was getting worse by the day and I just don't want to fool around when it can be deadly.

But everything is good and except for this that and that, and some more of this and some of that, I'm pretty healthy. I'm not joking, all my vitals are good, blood pressure and all that crap, lookin good!

Okay friends, I shall catch up on the morrow but first I have to mention that it will be days not weeks, before my fish tank is open for biz!
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Okay Kind Friends, check this out. I have an entire host of topics to discuss today, it's going to be a multiple thread day today for me, how very exciting!

I have to start with some sad news first, ya see, to get the sad sappy shit taken care of first and then that way a Good Time Shan't be Denied!

Um, I don't even know how to start... Fuck it, I'm just gonna say it! I like BOXES! Cardboard fucking boxes, I love them especially the small ones!

I had to break all these boxes down and it not only hurts my soul, I fear for my spirit!
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Okay, now that that's outta the way, how's about some happier news? I'm having company today, the first time in ages! My niece and her BF are coming over soon for lunch. This is my bro Joe's daughter, his youngest and she goes to college in Savannah, Ga. and her BF is from up here in Gwinnett County and they are in town for a wedding and I thought it was very sweet that they decided to make time for a visit. It makes me very happy!

Bunny won't be here when the youngsters arrive and she's all worried about my "small talk" HAHAHA!

But really, I have several other topics to discuss but it will have to be after my company leaves.

Peace & Love, friends!
 
I Logged on because I was super excited to share something and I can't remember what it was! Probably something about my fish tank, I'm so friggin excited! I'm all Catholic too! Fish 🐠 🐟 fish 🐟 fish 🐠 fish 🐟 Catholic fish! 🐠

I did first communion, I been excommunicated, exorcised and sanctioned. and recomunicated. I done did all that Catholic stuff and I'm ready for more!

I am High Bishop Two Canes, Hear me PREACH!
 
I just remembered why I logged on! It's because me & the Guide Bear, we both want to audition to be on the 'crew'.... The Guide Bear is in for sure I bet but I'm worried I won't pass muster because of my temper tantrums and inappropriate outbursts like on Jesus'es birthday... Bad Guide 🐻 Bear.

I'm concerned my boobs are gonna get in the way of joining the crew. I'm not weighing myself again until my next in house VA appt in March.

I'm working on it guys! And besides, it's my understanding that someone else here at the the hoop, another man, is bustier than me!

@Handicappers , can you confirm or deny that last bit of disturbing information? Thank you advance, Kind Friend!
 
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