If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?

[Kburjr]

If you are from Minnesota use a wood chipper first

 

[fordman84]

If you are from Minnesota use a wood chipper first

I thought that was a North Dakota thing?

 

[broncosmitty]

Id hide it right where Brian Laundrie hid.

 

[Kburjr]

I thought that was a North Dakota thing?

Most of the movie was set in Minnesota including the cabin scene.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Id hide it right where Brian Laundrie hid.

Partially in a gator's colon.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“The best barbecue in the state of Alabama”

Don’t remember what movie that was from, but it was in reference to a woman cooking and serving a man she killed at her BBQ restaurant

 

[williewilliejuan]

For sure there are many many obstacles to a perfect murder. And usually the smallest thing like a toll road cam or an ATM video is what someone didn't account for.

I like an ATM video as much as the next guy, but I’m not sure how that applies here.

 

[fordman84]

“The best barbecue in the state of Alabama”

Don’t remember what movie that was from, but it was in reference to a woman cooking and serving a man she killed at her BBQ restaurant

Cartman cut up his enemies parents and fed it to him as chili. Is that what you are thinking of?

 

[fordman84]

I like an ATM video as much as the next guy, but I’m not sure how that applies here.

That's the impetus for the murder

 

[williewilliejuan]

“The best barbecue in the state of Alabama”

Don’t remember what movie that was from, but it was in reference to a woman cooking and serving a man she killed at her BBQ restaurant

Fried Green Tomatoes

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Cartman cut up his enemies parents and fed it to him as chili. Is that what you are thinking of?

No. Scot Tenorman had it coming. This was a movie. Only seen it once and it’s probably been 10 years

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I’d let a homeless person live in my house, but they’d have to earn it.

<unzips zipper and whips out pecker>

 

[NinerSpartan]

I’d let a homeless person live in my house, but they’d have to earn it.

<unzips zipper and whips out pecker>

you're like Harvey Weinstein if you replace hot actresses with hobos

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Can't do that, Wesley Snipes will figure it out.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’d let a homeless person live in my house, but they’d have to earn it.

<unzips zipper and whips out pecker>

They’d steal all of your shit and leave you with the clap.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They’d steal all of your shit and leave you with the clap.

Clap can be fixed with a wooden board and a rubber mallet. Ain’t skeered

 

[williewilliejuan]

Clap can be fixed with a wooden board and a rubber mallet. Ain’t skeered

They’d steal those, too.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They’d steal those, too.

We have metal plates and brass hammers at work. Same thing

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

They’d steal those, too.

But I realize now that I posted this in the wrong thread.

 

[williewilliejuan]

But I realize now that I posted this in the wrong thread.

Not necessarily….