If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?

[broncosmitty]

“The best barbecue in the state of Alabama”

Don’t remember what movie that was from, but it was in reference to a woman cooking and serving a man she killed at her BBQ restaurant

Fried Green Tomatoes.

Town is actually in Georgia.

 

[jjc2009]

I live about five steps from Lake Michigan.

Bruh that’s your drinking water.

 

[steelerssb]

Bruh that’s your drinking water.

Oh I'm sure there's FAR worse than the dead bodies in the lake.

 

[jjc2009]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I’d bury em at in the overburden spoil pile at work. Fucker would never be found. Put em at the bottom of the pile, push the dirt over the top, get out a few feet and they’ll have 50 feet of dirt and rock on top of em.

Hmm interesting


On a totally unrelated matter does anyone have the direct number for the Georgia State Police?

 

[Bender]

 

[jjc2009]

Hide em in Chewy’s trunk. He’ll take it from there.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

They’d steal all of your shit and leave you with the clap.

That is sound advice

However, the next time I need to move I think I have a plan

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Bruh that’s your drinking water.

Where can we get some of these dead bodies?

Sincerely,
Your Friends at the Flint Water Department

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hide em in Chewy’s trunk. He’ll take it from there.

Like I would ever own a vehicle with a trunk. I’m a man damnit.

 

[jjc2009]

Like I would ever own a vehicle with a trunk. I’m a man damnit.

Okay fine. In a tarp in the truck bed. With a lot of Lysol.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Okay fine. In a tarp in the truck bed. With a lot of Lysol.

Better

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I'd hide it in the Houston Texans trophy case. No one would ever look there because there's nothing there for them to look at.

 

[steelerssb]

I'd hide it in the Houston Texans trophy case. No one would ever look there because there's nothing there for them to look at.

Wouldn't that be obvious when the empty case isn't empty, though?

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Wouldn't that be obvious when the empty case isn't empty, though?

That would depend.

If the Three Stooges found it first, they'd be too clueless to realize there was a problem.

 

[jjc2009]

Wouldn't that be obvious when the empty case isn't empty, though?

Okay fine, the UCF football championship trophy case. Nobody would believe it.

 

[huskers1217]

Clap can be fixed with a wooden board and a rubber mallet. Ain’t skeered

why you hittin your dick with a mallet?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

why you hittin your dick with a mallet?

To get rid of the bullhead clap

 

[fordman84]

Like I would ever own a vehicle with a trunk. I’m a man damnit.

Fine, in your Prius hatchback. #Semantics!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Fine, in your Prius hatchback. #Semantics!

I ain’t driving anything that can’t haul plywood