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Don’t watch boomer shows. Cartoons and sports only
If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?
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In a basement in Delaware with another corpse.
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Not all of us can afford to buy a funeral home.
Yellowstone has some pretty good pro tips but you will need a "railroad station" to pull it off and those are hard to come by.
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50 gallon drum + Acid + body gone
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Where you gonna stash that shit, transport that shit and make sure there isn’t physical evidence on that shit.
Do us a favor and don’t kill anyone because you will get caught for sure.
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Muh friend's FIL tried that. He still got caught.
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I'd like to amend my answer. If I were to need to hide a body I'd put it in a Tesla Roadster and fire it into space. Everyone would watch it and no one would believe it was a real person. The perfect crime.
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I saw a man die right next to me at a poker table 8 years ago. Still see it clear as day. Will never forget it.
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I found a dead body in the woods in 4th grade. It was hanging from a tree, bloated and decomposing. The face was all blacked and eaten out by flies and maggots. Turns out it was a 50 some year old farmer who hung himself about 3 weeks earlier.
We poked it with a stick too.
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Ha! I can top that. My dumb ass threw a big rock on a dead, bloated cat, when we were kids, and it fucking exploded all over us.
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I heard the endzone at Giants Stadium is a pretty good place.
Wow did he have aces and eights in his hand?
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No, it was hold em and it happened pre flop. Action got to him, looked like he was reaching down to pick something off the floor, then started gasping. We rotated chest compressions until the ambulance got there. They didn't pronounce him dead until he got to the hospital, but he was dead before we got him to the floor. Massive heart attack. He was purple when they loaded him into the ambulance. Late 40's. In good shape. Good dude. Feel especially sorry for his mother. Wasn't a year later, his older brother that I also played cards with got diagnosed with bone cancer that had spread pretty well everywhere, he didn't make it 6 months after the diagnosis.
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You were the first person I thought of when I saw this.....LOL.
sure ya did, fat tits.