If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?

Okay fine. In a tarp in the truck bed. With a lot of Lysol.
This feller disagrees :shocked:

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but..why couldn't they do this before the body was found

Additionally, officials say they tracked the route Hernandez took when visiting her friends before she went home through video and cell phone data and said it corroborated their findings.


"The investigation indicated this was a tragic series of events that led to the death of Ms. Hernandez," Pearland PD said in a statement. "The Galveston County Medical Examiner ruled the cause of death as drowning and the manner of death as accidental. There is no evidence of foul play

Well, I have some experience that might shed some light on this situation.

I've stuck my dick in three Erica's, and they were all crazy.
 
Blame your bad neighbors... Let UPS get rid of it ship it for you... :beer2:

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Cartman cut up his enemies parents and fed it to him as chili. Is that what you are thinking of? :happy:
I think the sequel to Texas Chainsaw Massacre also featured a storyline that Leatherface's family used people in their chili
 
Exercising my 5th amendment right.
 
We just dump them in a bad neighborhood and throw dice and random playing cards around them. Cops figure it was a dispute over an illegal poker game and never investigate.

Works every time.
 
We just dump them in a bad neighborhood and throw dice and random playing cards around them. Cops figure it was a dispute over an illegal poker game and never investigate.

Works every time.
There are no dice involved in any poker game
 
There are no dice involved in any poker game
Lookit Deputy Nobadge over here, just shredding that alibi! He’s definitely LE.
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I was just kidding about whatever I said earlier. I copied it from someone on the tickytoks instatweets.

:bolt:
 
Lookit Deputy Nobadge over here, just shredding that alibi! He’s definitely LE.
:mod:




I was just kidding about whatever I said earlier. I copied it from someone on the tickytoks instatweets.

:bolt:
Either the dice or the cards would have been fine. Both looks suspicious
 
Have you people learned nothing from Breaking Bad and Ozark?
 
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