Adrian Peterson arrested again......

I think the funniest part of this is that you actually admitted to being hungover on Soju
Hadn't had it before and that shit goes down like water. He is some connoisseur so we had to have the rice one, the sweet potato one, the plum one, the brown sugar one and on and on. I was LIT!
 
"Is this my boarding group?"
"Sir, we just called groups 1 and 2. your documents say 10, please wait your turn"
"Can't I just get on, we have assigned seats anyways"

Literally every time I'm going somewhere that's a leisure destination. But yeah, also the guy at the back that jumps up as soon as the plane pulls up to the gate and runs to the front of the plane. LMAO, way to piss off an entire plane.
One of my flights recently I was sitting way in the back, but I was in boarding group 3 because I had the window seat. Think this was on American. I thought, "okay, somebody FINALLY figured out the most efficient way to board."
 
Hadn't had it before and that shit goes down like water. He is some connoisseur so we had to have the rice one, the sweet potato one, the plum one, the brown sugar one and on and on. I was LIT!
Yeah, you can drink a lot in a hurry.
 
One of my flights recently I was sitting way in the back, but I was in boarding group 3 because I had the window seat. Think this was on American. I thought, "okay, somebody FINALLY figured out the most efficient way to board."
Flying used to be enjoyable. I now loathe it. It makes people act like morons.
 
One of my flights recently I was sitting way in the back, but I was in boarding group 3 because I had the window seat. Think this was on American. I thought, "okay, somebody FINALLY figured out the most efficient way to board."
First class in the front is the cause for so many delays. "Let's put the slowest, most entitled people who we can't piss off at the front and let them board first" is so crazy I can't believe it still exists. How some airline exec hasn't tried to market it as "extra time not on the plane" for the first and business is beyond me. Make them board last, board from the back of the plane forward.

Dual jet bridges have been tried over and over, but as long as people have carry ons that will never work.
 
Flying used to be enjoyable. I now loathe it. It makes people act like morons.
The morons are always morons, you can just avoid them on the ground. In the air, you can't. And the "no alcohol in flight" has made it worse. Everyone gets on the plane already loaded instead of doing so at altitude.
 
First class in the front is the cause for so many delays. "Let's put the slowest, most entitled people who we can't piss off at the front and let them board first" is so crazy I can't believe it still exists. How some airline exec hasn't tried to market it as "extra time not on the plane" for the first and business is beyond me. Make them board last, board from the back of the plane forward.

Dual jet bridges have been tried over and over, but as long as people have carry ons that will never work.
Agree with the bold, I don't know why they insist on continuing to do it the illogical way
 
Anyone that fits the dress size and has a pulse is qualified to be an FA.
The last flight I was on, one of the attendants was easily over 200. And I'm not in favor of the continued mask mandates, but that particular chick needed to keep hers on. She had pretty eyes, but I saw her pop the mask down for a moment to take a drink and she looked someone threw a brick at her face.
 
Man, that's definitely on my bucket list, to slappahoe at the boarding line. OR, one of those turds who jumps up and tries to deboard the plane before they've even opened the door
I always hate when it's time to get off but it's not your turn for awhile since I'll stand to stretch and depending on how long the flight was just to switch it from sitting but I hate looking like I'm trying to be one of those people trying to get out too early.
 
Flying used to be enjoyable. I now loathe it. It makes people act like morons.
Entitlement culture. The airlines chopped off every frill to compete for our business with the lowest fares, and then the customers started treating it accordingly… like puking in some guy’s Uber and then writing him a bad review because the ride stank.

“Waitress why don’t you have my favorite soda?”
“He’s taking my armrest!”
“I need to have access to my colossal bag and I will have a tantrum if I’m forced to check it!”
“Yes, I understand you announced we’re landing 10 minutes ago, I must go to the bathroom now.”
“DING! Fuck the rest of you, I’m gonna get off this plane 2 minutes earlier because I stood up the fastest!”
etc.

I learned long ago, just to get the window seat, never get up, and never expect anything. Every 5th flight or so, I see someone who expects to be catered to, despite the fact he paid for an economy seat or is flying a no-frills airline like Southwest/United.
 
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