Hot shower Friday

[Guy Incognito]

FIL passed late last night. Wife and daughter went over to be there when they removed the body. I think they got home about 3:30 or 4:00.

I hope wife sleeps all day. She needs it.

Sorry to hear.

Condolences to your family.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Deposit in the mouth


Bingo bango

Believe it or not, I don't like doing that.

I've only done it twice in my life and that's enough for me.

 

[PnkPanther]

I just can't get it over my magnum dong

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You know what doesn't suck?

Not paying child support.

Also not having herpes.

I usually wore condoms when banging strangers.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Also not having herpes.

I usually wore condoms when banging strangers.

Bitch, gtfoh

 

[Guy Incognito]

Believe it or not, I don't like doing that.

I've only done it twice in my life and that's enough for me.

Feels weird when the moustache tickles you on the way out, eh?

You could have just asked @PeoplesChicken to shave.

 

[RubinRock]

Also not having herpes.

I usually wore condoms when banging strangers.

@gobucks0409 these people never listen...

 

[Guy Incognito]

Also not having herpes.

I usually wore condoms when banging strangers.

That too.

 

[Guy Incognito]

@gobucks0409 these people never listen...

Oh, you're going to be giving advice now?

 

[stakesarehigh]

Believe it or not, I don't like doing that.

I've only done it twice in my life and that's enough for me.

Hmmm. Gotta say I respectfully disagree but can appreciate your opinion.

Have had several that were not big fans of it on them in any regard. Guess that's understandable. So the above was the preferred option.

Women really are all over the board with that stuff. They need to get together and form a uniform opinion and let us all know.

 

[RubinRock]

Oh, you're going to be giving advice now?

As hooplanations official sex guy, it sounds like a few of you could use some pointers.

 

[MTVike]

Sorry to hear.

Condolences to your family.

TY

 

[Peter Gozintite]

As hooplanations official sex guy, it sounds like a few of you could use some pointers.

I'm here to fact check

 

[Guy Incognito]

As hooplanations official sex guy, it sounds like a few of you could use some pointers.

Ask Dr. Rube?

 

[Me]

You're snipped, or is this some sort of @RubinRock-esque Jedi mind trick you're putting on yourself?

If you dream it, you can be it

 

[stakesarehigh]

Hmm. When you pick the heart it basically reads "love you"

I like Mike but we are a little soon in our relationship for love.

But seriously man...sorry to hear.

 

[Me]

Believe it or not, I don't like doing that.

I've only done it twice in my life and that's enough for me.

I don't believe it

 

[stakesarehigh]

Should we get a pool on who has a kid first?

Gobucks
Rubin
Douche the Sequel


Or


Bias of course

 

[Me]

@gobucks0409 these people never listen...

For real. What's going on in here

 

[Me]

Should we get a pool on who has a kid first?

Gobucks
Rubin
Douche the Sequel


Or


Bias of course

Well, two of those are already on the way.

I think bias is snipped, but anything can happen in that family.

I can control my swimmers with my mind.