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RobBase (c) said:
She’s ripping them out. Doesn’t care at all.
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williewilliejuan said:
The acceleration for a stock car is amazing. Granted it‘s a twin turbo car, but it’ll throw you back in your seat. They give lots of stats on the 0-60 time, but the one that I love is the 60-100 time. I’ll be behind someone going slow and change lanes to get around him and in seconds can pop over 100 if I’m not paying attention to my speed.
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yup… you look down at the heads up display and you’re at or near 100 mph.

the b7 has a really smooth ride and it’s quiet. I was with a buddy driving to CA and while on some open road he casually says “wow. The ride in this car is so smooth. How fast are we going?” I said 105 mph. The look on his face was priceless.
 
dbldwn711 said:
guy I went to college with had gout. He was obviously young when he got it and he got it from drinking too much. He died a few years after we graduated. That will give you an idea how much this guy drank every day.
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I heard whiskey cures gout. :rip: Sol.
 
dbldwn711 said:
this guy died when he was in his early 30s. He didn’t have any kids and not much family to speak of. (His mom had died a few years earlier). We all drank in college but this guy just never stopped. I’m not kidding when I say he drank himself into oblivion every night
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I had a friend in college that drank himself to death. He was always a hoot at parties and could drink everyone under the table.
 
dbldwn711 said:
yup… you look down at the heads up display and you’re at or near 100 mph.

the b7 has a really smooth ride and it’s quiet. I was with a buddy driving to CA and while on some open road he casually says “wow. The ride in this car is so smooth. How fast are we going?” I said 105 mph. The look on his face was priceless.
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The M4 is a little rougher because it’s lower to the ground and the suspension is tighter. It’s not as good on longer trip because you definitely feel the road.
 
RobBase (c) said:
The old lady sitting next to me just shit her pants. I gotta get out of here.
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But seriously, this could be interesting.

Where are you?

Did she actually shit herself, or just smell like it?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Exactly.

There's not enough bourbon on the planet for me to get one of those. I'd drink myself into a coma before I'd agree to that.
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I’d have to be pretty much guaranteed to get a new shine on my lower dome to even consider it.
 
RobBase (c) said:
She’s ripping them out. Doesn’t care at all.
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lolz

I was at the gym and I took a treadmill right next to a fairly hot, young coed. She let out a fart that was so fucking nasty I swear I could feel it on my skin.

It was also this weird Twilight Zone moment/mind fuck, because your body is telling your brain that you're running away from the danger, but it just stayed there.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
But seriously, this could be interesting.

Where are you?

Did she actually shit herself, or just smell like it?
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Dealership. She’s right next to me. Going off like the 4th of July.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Exactly.

There's not enough bourbon on the planet for me to get one of those. I'd drink myself into a coma before I'd agree to that.
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I assume he was trying to get laid by the hooker who talked him into it.
 
RobBase (c) said:
I assume he was trying to get laid by the hooker who talked him into it.
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“You know my friend Sunshine, the kinda hippy one with the big boobs and nice ass? Well, she’s trying to learn how to do henna tattoos and says if you let her practice on you, she’ll do a three-way with us afterward”

- The only acceptable scenario for a dude to get a henna tattoo.
 
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