Eat Fish Friday

[Bender]

The AARP would agree with you.

can join AARP at any age.

 

[White Knight]

Hope I die before I get old...

Too late for you now.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Maybe we should start talking about incredibly hot Swedish nymphomaniacs? Wouldn’t mind if one of them showed up at my door.,

When our kids when younger, I tried to convince my wife that we needed to hire a 19 year old Swedish au pair. She had a decidedly different opinion about that.

 

[Bender]

Never heard of cottage pie until last week from you. This week Hello fresh sends me cottage pie.

That’s some cosmic shit.

you also typed it in to their helper bot

 

[Parka]

Otherwise Fish ain't gettin dressed!

 

[Kburjr]

Maybe we should start talking about incredibly hot Swedish nymphomaniacs? Wouldn’t mind if one of them showed up at my door.

Careful with that ticker.

 

[redseat]

Last year, the company I was at four seven years got bought out by another company. Had to switch insurance. I hated the new company, so I left and joined a new company. I had a one month gap between when the old insurance ended and the new one started. Had to buy a gap policy and change everything. Then a month later, change everything again. Fun times.

 

[RobBase]

Of course.... Company dropping the insurance plan I am on... ugh... Now have to switch everything!

Tell them you have hot dog fingers.

 

[Fish]

Maybe we should start talking about incredibly hot Swedish nymphomaniacs? Wouldn’t mind if one of them showed up at my door.

Your heart couldn't take it.

 

[RobBase]

you also typed it in to their helper bot

Holy shit you’re right I forgot about that. I’m going to go type steak and lobster tail into now.

 

[Kburjr]

Careful with that ticker.

Your heart couldn't take it.

:first:

 

[RobBase]

Your heart couldn't take it.

4 kids. Workout 5 days a week. Heart is doing awesome. Meanwhile you can’t even muster up enough power to remove your hand from a bumper.

 

[RobBase]

Careful with that ticker.

Ticker got fixed years ago. The meds were definitely fucking me up last summer but I beat that shit too.

Easy when you don’t give yourself excuses.

 

[Parka]

4 kids. Workout 5 days a week. Heart is doing awesome. Meanwhile you can’t even muster up enough power to remove your hand from a bumper.

I think Fish gots a pig heart. A sloppy sow pig heart! He can't see my posts anyway.

 

[Handicappers]

Maybe they asked the stronger males in the community who can carry more this time?

I’d twist your fat tits in half, wee man. Watch your tone.

 

[Parka]

Whenever Fish ain't Day Drunk he goes out into the unkempt yard and roots around for grubs and tubers to eat! What a moron!

 

[RobBase]

I think Fish gots a pig heart. A sloppy sow pig heart! He can't see my posts anyway.

That would explain living in a camper. Home insurance for a guy w a pig heart is prob super expensive.

 

[Kburjr]

Ticker got fixed years ago. The meds were definitely fucking me up last summer but I beat that shit too.

Easy when you don’t give yourself excuses.

You haven't met a challenge as strong as a Swedish nymphomaniac

 

[Parka]

Look at that sloppy fucker!

I think I'm gonna take Fish for a ride!

 

[RobBase]

I’d twist your fat tits in half, wee man. Watch your tone.

I don’t let homosexuals touch me.