Eat Fish Friday

[dbldwn711]

So I guess today we found out Fish has come out of the closet at his advanced age.

Wonder what his wife thinks about it?

poor woman. She had to witness the aftermath of that tragic motorcycle accident and then had to “unwind” in that cramped up camper with all the other trailer park trash just outside within earshot.

@Fish Shoulda taken the money he wasted on that thing and bought condo.

 

[DJ Fieri]

poor woman. She had to witness the aftermath of that tragic motorcycle accident and then had to “unwind” in that cramped up camper with all the other trailer park trash just outside within earshot.

@Fish Shoulda taken the money he wasted on that thing and bought condo.

Florida. Probably near Orlando aka the swamp.

Ugh.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Great. Niwit #4

 

[Parka]

I can tell Fish is ready to lose his temper. He warned us! HAHAHA!

 

[DJ Fieri]

Officially sterile.

Bye bye, condoms!

Ouch.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Ouch.

Ouch was in December, cuz.

 

[stakesarehigh]

sure, YOU, would say that.

What about midlife — when are you officially middle age?​

According to a 2021 Harris Poll conducted exclusively for Fast Company, the period of time between youth and old age is in flux. The study found that younger millennials consider median middle age to be between 35 and 50 years old. That’s a contrast to Generation X’s perception of middle age — 45 to 55 years old — and baby boomers, who consider middle age to be 45 to 60 years old.

What is considered middle age and what age is old? - THE MIDST

The "official" definitions of middle age are all over the map — or at least very open to interpretation, and we’re cool with that.

jumbleandflow.com

Obviously the older we get the more we push middle age out

 

[RobBase]

How do explain being married?

Easy. I explain I shouldn’t be doing this and I have an hour.

 

[RobBase]

poor woman. She had to witness the aftermath of that tragic motorcycle accident and then had to “unwind” in that cramped up camper with all the other trailer park trash just outside within earshot.

@Fish Shoulda taken the money he wasted on that thing and bought condo.

You need a credit score over 400 to buy a condo.

 

[Fish]

You need a credit score over 400 to buy a condo.

Amazing how you can make so many assumptions about me and always be wrong.

 

[RobBase]

Amazing how you can make so many assumptions about me and always be wrong.

What I mean is everyone not just you.

 

[Parka]

I'm not middle aged. I'm in my freshman year of Senior Citizenry, I'm 63!

I feel this old:

 

[Kburjr]

I may not be middle-aged, but I sure as hell ain't old

 

[Handicappers]

I like to give Handi's to Fish.

We know, you're a faggot.

 

[Handicappers]

Ouch was in December, cuz.

what happened?

 

[popeyecv64]

if your a Born Again Christian -- like me
are we allowed ta eat fish on friday too

 

[Guy Incognito]

what happened?

Got a vasectomy.

Mostly to protect wifey. She can't take birth control because of having a stroke the day before our son was born.

 

[ill]

Hey @ill, didn't you get that one Florida broad all in a tizzy about her not wanting you to see what she posted?

@KTg8trgrl ?

Yes that broad didn't understand how ignore works.

 

[White Knight]

Yes that broad didn't understand how ignore works.

Why ignore anyone? Isn't it more fun to view stupid taunts?

 

[RobBase]

You jerks jinxed me. Got a call this AM from the HC of my son’s school team asking me to coach w him this Fall. This dude is legit. Same exact personality as me. Told him sure.

Shorter retirement than Brady.