It's Issue an Apology Tuesday

[White Knight]

I feel like I should probably send her a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum.

Sugar?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Guy's all excited because he's been wanting kobes to stuff an axle-grease covered bowling pin up his ass for forever.

 

[redseat]

I feel like I should probably send her a picture of my freshly shorn scrotum.

I can only imagine her reply

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I can only imagine her reply

I'll tell her to have some fucking compassion. My nutsack identifies as a beautiful butterfly.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Guy's all excited because he's been wanting kobes to stuff an axle-grease covered bowling pin up his ass for forever.

Once you go bowling pin, you never go back.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I just got a business email and it the signature, it said "she/her" with this link to a pronouns website. What Are Pronouns? Why Do They Matter? — MyPronouns.org Resources on Personal Pronouns

Fucking stupid.

I was out with the wife and we popped into a Bath and Body Works because having three daughters and a chihuahua hadn’t sapped away enough of my manhood and/or will to live. Anyhoo…the clerks all had their pronouns on their name badges. What possible scenario will we encounter where that would even come into play?

 

[redseat]

Super Pumped: Battle For Uber is pretty good. Josh Gordon Levitt nails it... Uber is shady as fuc

 

[redseat]

I was out with the wife and we popped into a Bath and Body Works because having three daughters and a chihuahua hadn’t sapped away enough of my manhood and/or will to live. Anyhoo…the clerks all had their pronouns on their name badges. What possible scenario will we encounter where that would even come into play?

Just give me the lavender scented body wash and stfu thank you very much

 

[Guy Incognito]

I was out with the wife and we popped into a Bath and Body Works because having three daughters and a chihuahua hadn’t sapped away enough of my manhood and/or will to live. Anyhoo…the clerks all had their pronouns on their name badges. What possible scenario will we encounter where that would even come into play?

Maybe so you correct use the right "sir" or "ma'am" when you ask to speak to the manager.

Ever think of that one, Karen?

 

[DJ Fieri]

LOL

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was out with the wife and we popped into a Bath and Body Works because having three daughters and a chihuahua hadn’t sapped away enough of my manhood and/or will to live.

 

[kobesgame]

Guy's all excited because he's been wanting kobes to stuff an axle-grease covered bowling pin up his ass for forever.

He had his chance 4 years ago. And he didn't even ask. Fucking prude.

 

[Guy Incognito]

He had his chance 4 years ago. And he didn't even ask. Fucking prude.

I thought a gentleman wasn't supposed to ask.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Maybe so you correct use the right "sir" or "ma'am" when you ask to speak to the manager.

Ever think of that one, Karen?

Here’s a recap of my typical interactions at such an establishment.

Clerk: “Was there anything else you needed today?”

Me: “No” but I’m thinking, “Do people usually get in line with half of the stuff they want?”

Clerk: “Was anyone assisting you today”

Me: “No”

Clerk: “And how did you want to pay today”

Me: Holds up card that is clearly already in my hand


No need for pronouns anywhere in that interaction

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Yeah, but you've done some crazy shit with strangers from the internet. I kind of don't blame your mother-in-law.

Full disclosure, if I meet up with @ChiSoxFan , that will be the first person from the internet that I've actually met and I've been posting with him for probably close to 18 years. There are only a handful of internet peeps that know my real email address or phone number.

I keep pretty anonymous on these sites.

I'm a pretty cool guy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm a pretty cool guy.

lolz

As a bachelor, I used "my mom says I'm a catch" as a pick up line a few times.

 

[redseat]

I'm a pretty cool guy.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Here’s a recap of my typical interactions at such an establishment.

Clerk: “Was there anything else you needed today?”

Me: “No” but I’m thinking, “Do people usually get in line with half of the stuff they want?”

Clerk: “Was anyone assisting you today”

Me: “No”

Clerk: “And how did you want to pay today”

Me: Holds up card that is clearly already in my hand


No need for pronouns anywhere in that interaction

I haven't set foot in one of those stores in like 20 years. Used to be where the women I dated wanted gifts from.

 

[stakesarehigh]

The team that scores last usually has the momentum... But a coin flip doesn't decide it... Because Team A wins the coin toss they win the game? WHY even play after the coin toss then? The bottom line is both teams could get a shot if the defense does their job and holds them to no TD or only to a FG

Yes it does. Because they just scored and then you roll the d out yet again. Based on a coin flip. That is retarded.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Yeah, but neither team's defense was up to the task of stopping the other during regulation, so clearly one of them should get another chance based on a coin flip.

What are you, one of these everyone gets a trophy type?!

What should really take most precedent in a game with millions of dollars on the line is a coin flip. I agree.