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WE FOUND OUR KEYS!! did i tell you that i thought maxie hid them? who cares?!

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beardown07 said:
Ima leash Nazi.

I don't trust my tard fer shit. She's wicked smart and would probably return with stolen weed and a ham, but still.

She's a fuggin lap dog tho, and honestly, I have no real desire for a bigger dog yet. I don't have the land for it yet and pets I can't eat are generally overrated.

For now, I basically want a cat without the cuntiness and shedding.


Get ya another dog, @Illustrious Potentate. Spend ya the money, and put in a small perimeter electric fence, and shock that cunt for a few months...she'll never pass it again.

Oh, and get female dogs. Males are annoying af.
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I never had an inside dog until I got my beagle, and I’ve always been able to train em to stay out of the road, but a cur is more active than I’m used to.

I’ll eventually get another dog, but it’s gonna be a little bit. I’ve still got my beagle, and he’s gonna stay out of the road.

This one hurt though. This was the most I’d been attached to a dog since the dog I had for 18 years that I got for my third birthday
 
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Illustrious Potentate said:
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
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Sorry brother. That sucks.
Doesn't sound like the driver stuck around either. That effstick.
 
packerzrule said:
Sorry brother. That sucks.
Doesn't sound like the driver stuck around either. That effstick.
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I mean it would have been nice if the driver would have knocked and let me know. She was in the road, so it’s not like I’d have a right to be mad at whoever hit her. But it is a courtesy.
 
packerzrule said:
Sorry brother. That sucks.
Doesn't sound like the driver stuck around either. That effstick.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Dude I played hockey with years ago, his dog got hit by a car. He then posted on social media about "hunting my dog's murderer" and within 24 hours set a bridge on fire in the country ...
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Dude I played hockey with years ago, his dog got hit by a car. He then posted on social media about "hunting my dog's murderer" and within 24 hours set a bridge on fire in the country ...
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Flavortown has always been full of psychos.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
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Fuuuck. Sorry to hear this, bruv. Hopefully she's disemboweling that squirrel in dog heaven right now.
 
So our CEO is finally retiring for good at the end of the year...


,,,ANNNNNND he's "staying on for two more years in an advisory role"

:wtf:

What is WRONG with old people? GTF outta the way already
 
Hu War Yu said:
So our CEO is finally retiring for good at the end of the year...


,,,ANNNNNND he's "staying on for two more years in an advisory role"

:wtf:

What is WRONG with old people? GTF outta the way already
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Emeritus?

Or just getting paid to "advise" once every four months.
 
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