tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[tabascojet]

I used to have an actual office, with a door and everything

You use a balance ball as a chair in your cube farm don't you? Ps the Mets are now 3-863 when trailing by 6 or more runs in the 9th.

 

[Dolemite censored]

something tells me @Dole ver 2.0 and @williewilliejuan be hanging out at the wrong scrip clubs

I stopped going to strip clubs last millennium.

 

[tabascojet]

I stopped going to strip clubs last millennium.

What if you had a coupon?

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[Dolemite censored]

I prefer regular bars near downtown office buildings during early happy hour. The women who are there are ether office workers or tourists. The drinks and food are discounted.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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The women dancers are all hustlers and their loser boyfriends are hovering nearby.

 

[williewilliejuan]

something tells me @Dole ver 2.0 and @williewilliejuan be hanging out at the wrong scrip clubs

I haven’t been to a strip club in at least 15 years. I find them depressing.

 

[steelerssb]

"You brought all those players in your Buick? That's so you!"

 

[steelerssb]

something tells me @Dole ver 2.0 and @williewilliejuan be hanging out at the wrong scrip clubs

 

[NinerSpartan]

Can't believe this country let Maryland be a state

Such a mistake

 

[NU_WTF?]

I dont understand all this hostility. Surely I thought I would've maid friends here by now.

lol you're in the wrong place, why dont you try tinder

 

[Hu War Yu]

Cool, on my way to Detroit in 3 weeks

 

[steelerssb]

Cool, on my way to Detroit in 3 weeks

Going looking for the bird?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Going looking for the bird?

Would that I could

 

[CorpRebel]

Cool, on my way to Detroit in 3 weeks

Good Luck!

 

[CorpRebel]

My cat (Elsa) doing a @HammerDown imitation...



Pretty good - huh?? Maybe a little more 'head-tilt, though'...

 

[williewilliejuan]

"You brought all those players in your Buick? That's so you!"

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Two things about that commercial:

1.) That dude looks like Matt Ryan

2.) At least it’s not the one from Jared where the woman fake cries about her husband visiting her in the hospital.

 

[Center Ice]

Been staring at this picture for 5 minutes trying to figure out how that could happen.

I gave up after 10 minutes. Dome scratcher!

 

[Handicappers]

I stopped going to strip clubs last millennium.

You were the guy that went to the lunch buffet and didn't tip the girlz, huh?

 

[Handicappers]

My cat (Elsa) doing a @HammerDown imitation...

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Pretty good - huh?? Maybe a little more 'head-tilt, though'...

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Stop messin' with Hammer...he's getting prepared for his big TedTalk about how Dole refused to twitter debate him. He needs to be focused.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You were the guy that went to the lunch buffet and didn't tip the girlz, huh?

No. When I went to strip clubs I never sat in the front rows so I didn't have to throw money at them.