Poll 100 men vs. 1 gorilla

Who wins:

  • 100 men

  • 1 gorilla

Results are only viewable after voting.
Illustrious Potentate said:
You get enough people and they can literally stop a tank. 100 will be able to completely immobilize a gorilla.

Y’all are greatly overrating gorillas here. 100 people are easily killing an animal that gets bodied by a single leopard

You’re acting like it’s a fight against an elephant or polar bear, and even then, the 100 humans are still winning
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You didn’t answer how the 100 will do that. You just repeated your claim. If only single digits can lay hands on it at once, how are you going to immobilize something that outweighs you by twice and is 9x as strong as you so that you can get the “kill pile” going where you’re gonna do WHAT exactly to kill it?
 
ELTEXAN said:
You didn’t answer how the 100 will do that. You just repeated your claim. If only single digits can lay hands on it at once, how are you going to immobilize something that outweighs you by twice and is 9x as strong as you so you can get the “kill pile” going where you’re gonna donAHAT to kill it?
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humans would be getting launched everywhere!
 
ELTEXAN said:
You didn’t answer how the 100 will do that. You just repeated your claim. If only single digits can lay hands on it at once, how are you going to immobilize something that outweighs you by twice and is 9x as strong as you so that you can get the “kill pile” going where you’re gonna do WHAT exactly to kill it?
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It will be surrounded and overwhelmed. Its backside will be completely vulnerable while it’s raging against the sacrificial lambs at the front. Your standard dog pile would be plenty.

100 rats would beat a human and that’s a far greater size and strength difference
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
It will be surrounded and overwhelmed. Its backside will be completely vulnerable while it’s raging against the sacrificial lambs at the front. Your standard dog pile would be plenty.

100 rats would beat a human and that’s a far greater size and strength difference
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So its backside is exposed. Three to five of you jump on it. Maybe a couple more. The thing that is NINE TIMES stronger than a human doesn’t fling y'all off like you’re a scarf?. How you killing it?
 
ELTEXAN said:
You didn’t answer how the 100 will do that. You just repeated your claim. If only single digits can lay hands on it at once, how are you going to immobilize something that outweighs you by twice and is 9x as strong as you so that you can get the “kill pile” going where you’re gonna do WHAT exactly to kill it?
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15 charge from one side and 15 charge from the other side. How does the gorilla stop from getting overwhelmed.
 
SU Nittany Tide said:
15 charge from one side and 15 charge from the other side. How does the gorilla stop from getting overwhelmed.
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Well 15 cannot put hands on it at once, much less thirty.
And how?
By being nit 9% stronger, not 90% stronger, but NINE TIMES stronger
And weighing twice that of anyone trying to hold him.
 
ELTEXAN said:
Well 15 cannot put hands on it at once, much less thirty.
And how?
By being nit 9% stringer, not 90% stringer, but NINE TIMES stronger
And weighing twice that of anyone trying to hold him.
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15 can charge him at once. Five rows of three or eight rows of two or whatever charging all in sequence would quickly overwhelm a gorilla.
 
Bender said:
fuck, if the first guy is ashylarry, the gorilla never stood a chance in the first place. the other 99 guys can just get drunk.
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comedy central GIF
 
Human grip strength: 137 lbs.
Gorilla 1800 lbs.
He’ll be flinging y’all off like a scarf.
 
ELTEXAN said:
This isn’t voltron. You don’t combine into one big superhuman.
The gorilla IS the one big superhuman
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You don't have to lay hands on the gorilla. Crowd crush kills people. Once the gorilla falls over, the dudes in the back can pin him down and let Chewy show the gorilla where the wild goose goes.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
You get enough people and they can literally stop a tank. 100 will be able to completely immobilize a gorilla.

Y’all are greatly overrating gorillas here. 100 people are easily killing an animal that gets bodied by a single leopard

You’re acting like it’s a fight against an elephant or polar bear, and even then, the 100 humans are still winning
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I do not think 100 men can come close to stopping a mobilized tank. Not even one that Russia used in wwII
 
Tomhusker said:
Use the body parts of the dead to fight with. Give the gorilla a dead guys arm to bite on then, while he's busy with that, hit him with the Wuxi Finger Hold.

*SKA-DUSH!
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With everything going in the gorilla favor, only real thing to kill a gorilla that a human can do without weapons, five finger death punch. Sad that only a small few know this technique and I doubt any are part of the 100. I put my $$$ on the gorilla
 
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