A message to Missouri

ralphiewvu said:
Soth Kerrrrr Line-AAAAAAAA

by at least 2 touchdowns.
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We are all Tigers this weekend.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Okay, you done did it now, Tiggers.

Look, you don't like us, and we don't like you. Cool, ain't no thang, we both just cannon fodder for this conference, anyway, so we kinda had a shared brotherhood thingy that we never really talked about.

But then, you went out and embarrassed our new little buddies, Oklahoma. They're like, the little sister school we never had before, you know? And we ain't been able to say that about too many schools in our history: Vanderbilt, Kentucky, Virginia Tech, NC State, Boise State, Ohio State, Texas...the list of Gamecock all-time bitches is short.

Anyway, we're taking Oklahoma under our wings. We know what it's like to be the new poor kids in the rich kids' schoolyard. We have felt the sting of the insults, the cries of "unworthy" and the accusations of "just here for the paycheck." Honestly, some people might have said similar things about you when you joined, we weren't really paying attention because honestly, no one seems to like you.

So we get it. You might have a chip on your shoulder as big as the Gateway Arch. You might be feeling dissed and forgotten and overlooked and spat upon and reviled and kicked around and abused and neglected and malnourished and unsanitary and disease-ridden and syphilitic and malodorous and grotesque and putrid and decomposing and rancid and moldy and gangrenous and foul and double-plus ungood. But that's no reason to take it out on lil' old Oklahoma.

Remember when Bill Bixby said "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"?

Because we're the sporting type, we'd like to offer you a chance to say you're sorry. Just admit to Oklahoma that you got a little big for your britches, and that it'll never happen again.

We don't WANT to have to take you down a peg. Frankly, we're not sure we even CAN, seeing as how we've lost the last five matchups for the Hardees Trophy or the Bowie Knife or whatever they're calling our "rivalry" game these days. But at the very least, we will piss in your lemon-lime gatorade.

We good?
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Typical coot, go .500 for once and don't know how to act

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Beat them 24 straight and we’ll talk.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Ehhhh...it's in "quotes"

Since we were both in the East Div and both play our homes games in a town called "Columbia,' we were supposed to have this big bragging rights trophy thing called the Mayor's Cup. Don't know if that's going to remain a thing with no divisions going forward.

But when Arkansas and South Carolina first joined the league in 92, we were supposed to be permanent rivals, and then when Aggie joined, THEY became our permanent rivals from the West. Honestly, our only true rivals are Clemson. Everyone else is just a speed bump on the way to the Palmetto Bowl
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Warning Old Man rant.. the dumbest thing in large conference is this lame ass attempt to create rivalries. WTF is this trophy for the SoCar vs A&M game? Takes years and usually proximity to create a rivalry. Clemson v South Carolina is a rivalry. The rest are stupid
 
Codaxx said:
Warning Old Man rant.. the dumbest thing in large conference is this lame ass attempt to create rivalries. WTF is this trophy for the SoCar vs A&M game? Takes years and usually proximity to create a rivalry. Clemson v South Carolina is a rivalry. The rest are stupid
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100% agree.
 
Codaxx said:
Warning Old Man rant.. the dumbest thing in large conference is this lame ass attempt to create rivalries. WTF is this trophy for the SoCar vs A&M game? Takes years and usually proximity to create a rivalry. Clemson v South Carolina is a rivalry. The rest are stupid
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Big Al Rogorson said:
100% agree.
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Yeah, the thing with A&M is called the Bonham Trophy. James Bonham was a graduate of USC who fought at the Alamo with the other expat South Carolinians. It's supposed to be awarded to the governor of the state, not necessarily to the teams. It's a bronze statue of Bonham on his horse and it's very fragile...they don't want the players handling it. Because A&M never lost, the statue just kind of stayed in the Alamo archives for years, never even making an appearance at the games. Players for both teams have no idea that there is such a trophy because hardly anyone has ever seen it.

www.si.com

The Bonham Trophy - Annual Prize For Aggies vs. Gamecocks - Is A Mystery

The Aggies and Gamecocks have been battling for the historically named trophy since 2013, and few have even heard of it.
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Hu War Yu said:
Yeah, the thing with A&M is called the Bonham Trophy. James Bonham was a graduate of USC who fought at the Alamo with the other expat South Carolinians. It's supposed to be awarded to the governor of the state, not necessarily to the teams. It's a bronze statue of Bonham on his horse and it's very fragile...they don't want the players handling it. Because A&M never lost, the statue just kind of stayed in the Alamo archives for years, never even making an appearance at the games. Players for both teams have no idea that there is such a trophy because hardly anyone has ever seen it.

www.si.com

The Bonham Trophy - Annual Prize For Aggies vs. Gamecocks - Is A Mystery

The Aggies and Gamecocks have been battling for the historically named trophy since 2013, and few have even heard of it.
www.si.com www.si.com
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Stupid.
 
Big Al Rogorson said:
Stupid.
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Georgia is probably our second biggest rival, we've played 76 times, dating back to 1894, this is the first year we haven't played them since 92. We directly compete for recruits. We share a border. But there's never been a trophy or even a clever name for that annual game. Nobody cares, we just wanna win the game.
 
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