Any good tips for getting rid of foxes

trust a bunch of yokels on a sports forum over the guys who deal with it all the time :becky:
Nobody that works for the government is to be trusted. Plus, killing isn’t an option for those types. Killing em is my first option
 
Foxes hate poisonous snakes and rabid rats. Import 2 or 3 dozen bushels and release them in your yard and they're guaranteed to ward off foxes for several months.
 
Wait. I can’t find the mother fucker gif.

Fuck this site
Pulp Fiction Mf GIF by The Good Films
 
Foxes hate poisonous snakes and rabid rats. Import 2 or 3 dozen bushels and release them in your yard and they're guaranteed to ward off foxes for several months.
Brilliant, then after the foxes they will move onto the chickens then they will go after our Chewie


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Naw, they're vegans. Also, they love a party, so if you want to do any sunbathing, they'll gladly rub lotion onto any exposed areas for you.
The phrase "the only good snake is a dead snake" doesn't even do it for me. I am scared to death of snakes. Any snake
 
It might, but I don’t wanna lure in coyotes either.

The pens are pretty well raccoon, possum and bird of prey proof, but the foxes tunnel in, and the coyotes just tear through the wire
Fox usually hunt during the daytime. If the losses are after dark, it may be weasels or wild running dogs.
 
Fox usually hunt during the daytime. If the losses are after dark, it may be weasels or wild running dogs.
Mink recently took out about half my neighbors chickens before he live trapped her.

Kinda crazy since a chicken is bigger.
 
The bait hen survived the night, and no other birds were missing. Hopefully either the m90’s did more damage than I thought, or they at least got the hint
 
I'm just picturing you shaking your fist while your old lady screams "The fox is on the town-oh!!!!" :laugh:



Actually I should have posted this version since this is closer to what I imagine Chewie and his wife are like :laugh:

 
Actually I should have posted this version since this is closer to what I imagine Chewie and his wife are like :laugh:


Easy there with that wife talk. Baby mama. Ain’t married and have no intentions of getting married
 
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