Best Santa Snack

[outofyourmind]

Obviously Milk and Cookies.

WTF is wrong with the rest of the world.

10 snacks children around the world leave for Santa

Kids in the US leave out milk and cookies for Santa, but that's not the norm around the world. From beer to rice pudding, see what others feed him.

www.insider.com

 

[outofyourmind]

Although a Beer does sound good while putting toys together.

 

[outofyourmind]

WTF is up with Carrots

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Cask strength Makers Mark and pickled eggs

 

[outofyourmind]

My mother always told me Santa liked Coca Cola, so that's what we left

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

My mother always told me Santa liked Coca Cola, so that's what we left

It was always Budweiser. Hell, only cookies we ever had were those oatmeal cream pies, which were good, but not for dipping in anything

 

[outofyourmind]

It mighta had some of this in it.

 

[rsw626]

Bourbon and Beef Jerky

 

[Across The Field]

Bourbon or rye with a large ice cube, deviled eggs

 

[outofyourmind]

with a large ice cube

Ok then

 

[outofyourmind]

WTF
#9 Carrots and Biscuits ???

10 Foods From Across The Globe That Kids Leave Out For Santa

Santa is one enchanted dude. In one night, he is able to leave gifts at homes across the globe, and all he expects in return is a little snack from every household.

www.tastemade.com

 

[Center Ice]

 

[RoyMunson]

 

[RP-29]

This is the correct answer:

 

[Guy Incognito]

WTF is up with Carrots

We put them out because my daughter thinks we need to "feed the reindeer".

 

[RobBase]

Last year Santa smoked too much weed putting together presents and accidentally left his roaches on the kitchen table next to the cookies.

 

[RoyMunson]

This is the correct answer:

only if she's holding a tray of peanut butter blossoms.

 

[RoyMunson]

We put them out because my daughter thinks we need to "feed the reindeer".

do you throw oats with sprinkles in the yard for them?

 

[RP-29]

only if she's holding a tray of peanut butter blossoms.

If Santa would rather have peanut butter blossoms than pink cookies, I'm never letting his faggot ass into my house!

 

[Guy Incognito]

do you throw oats with sprinkles in the yard for them?

We have before, don't remember if we did it recently.