Can We Talk About These Lume Commercials? 🤢 🤮

[dikowt dowg]

First of all don't date any chick who covers her stank up with a cream deodorant. If she can't just wash her ass clean that stanky ass has been somewhere you don't need to follow. Trust me.

There must be a story to go along with "trust me".

 

[TheReal_NU]

This how we get the midget porn threads.

I thought that was just me.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I thought that was just me.

I get that we all get the midget porn ads, but why are the midgets in mine all trannies? Hey, Hooplanation! What the fuck?

 

[GhostRider]

Bitch is hawking “Mando” on the commercial right now.......a gift for smelly men....

 

[Peter Gozintite]

This how we get the midget porn threads.

Its how we get "Hey Hoopla WTF is with these ads!?!?" Threads too

 

[Kburjr]

I like my women natural. No bush trimming or Summers Eve. Let the stink flow.

 

[williewilliejuan]

That Lumi stuff makes an effective lube in a pinch.

 

[broncosmitty]

Thanks. Never wandered in one yet

The ones in Mt. Pleasant and even the one in Evart have armed guards.

Not a fan.

 

[Godstree]

The ones in Mt. Pleasant and even the one in Evart have armed guards.

Not a fan.

One in walled lake.

 

[broncosmitty]

One in walled lake.

Walled Lake chicks don’t even wear buttcrack deodorant.

 

[Kburjr]

Walled Lake chicks don’t even wear buttcrack deodorant.

I hate it when we get a NE wind.

 

[Godstree]

I like my women natural. No bush trimming or Summers Eve. Let the stink flow.

"Let the stink flow"

Is that a Bellamy Brothers song?

 

[Ojb81]

I use Lume unscented bar soap when I shower, it's fantastic. Better than any of the over-scented garbage you'll find at Walgreens/CVS/your local grocer

 

[Mofo]

Is that a skunk or a smelly 49 year old soccer mom?

Yes.

 

[wildturkey]

 

[Kburjr]

"Let the stink flow"

Is that a Bellamy Brothers song?

Love Stinks - J. Geils

 

[Godstree]

Love Stinks - J. Geils

But once you get passed the smell....

 

[Inquisitor]

Love Stinks - J. Geils

It's bad enough when it just hurts.

 

[rsw626]

But once you get passed the smell....

 

[ill]

....what streaming service are you seeing these on?